ST:TNG Season Four, Episode Twenty-Three "The Host"

ST:TNG Season Four, Episode Twenty-Three "The Host"
Production Order: 23
Air Order: 23
Stardate: 44821.3
Original Air Date: May 13, 1991

Crusher's Personal Log 44821.3: "Work shit, got a letter from my kid, blah, blah, blah. Seeing someone new!"

We jump right into it, with a close-up on Crusher hard-core making out with someone whose forehead ridges clearly say Not Human. There's a hissing noise and they break apart just in time for the camera to swing to the side, and a door to open, and Data steps into the lift.
Holy shit, y'all. You do you, boo-boo, but maybe not in the freaking lift, okay?
Data immediately starts talking and addresses them. The dude that Crusher was sucking face with is Ambassador Odan, and Data is eager to talk to both of them about an assignment they are all working on. He wants two hours of their time to "integrate the results of my study" with their information. Crusher is not pleased. It's clear by the lame excuse she gives that she and Odan intended to knock Starfleet-issued boots during this time, and Data is whatever-Odan-has-blocking them.
(I'm assuming it's something compatible.)

Odan comes up with a quick solution: he doesn't feel good. Crusher makes a big show ("Oh, NO! Are you still having those AWFUL headaches?) and all I can imagine is the reactions of her other crewmates in response to this overacting in the name of Getting Some. (For the record, Troi, Riker, and La Forge would all smirk. Picard would give her a "you cannot be serious" face.) But poor, clueless Data takes everything at face value and looks mildly concerned. Odan and Crusher devise a divide-and-conquer scheme: Odan will "lie down in his quarters with a cold damp cloth on his forehead," and Crusher will take Data to her lab to input his figures into a computer (which should take an hour at least), then Crusher will return to Odan's quarters to "give him a hypospray."
When the lift doors open, Crusher ushers Data out into the corridor, telling him that there's not a moment to lose in getting those figures in.
Odan goes to his quarters. He unbuttons his shirt and looks in the mirror, but instead of preparing for sexy times, his abdomen bulges.
Worried music?
He grabs a phaser thing from the vanity and shoots some kind of light at the bulge-thing.

Definitely worried music! Opening credits break!

Later, Crusher is brushing her hair in Odan's quarters, and Odan comes up in a robe to make out with her some more. He laughs and says he thought that Data was gonna bust in on them and start talking about the project. As they chat (and kiss) we find out that Odan (a mediator) has only been on board ship for 10 days, and that he thought Crusher was an ice queen when they first met. She asks in a worried voice if their fling is interfering with his work on the Pelier Zel project, but he assures her that he doesn't really have anything else to do until they get to Pelier Zel, so having a side project is nice. He gives her some lovely compliments and calls her Dr Beverly, and makes her promise that if he lets her go do project stuff with Data, that they can get together later that night.
Picard calls, and Crusher claps her hand over her mouth. It seems the Federation rep for Pelier Zel is on board, and would Odan like to meet up in the Obs Lounge?

Crusher enters the Obs Lounge through one door, and when Troi asks in an undertone where she's been, Crusher vaguely says she was with a patient. Odan comes in through the other door. The rep, Leka Trion, is introduced to Odan, and she tells him that she knew his father, and that the mediation provided by Odan's father lead to peace for many generations. Everyone sits down, and we get the skinny on our B-plot:
Two groups of people left the Pelier Zel planet 500 years earlier to live on its two moons, and they've been squabbling ever since. The people on Alpha moon have tapped into some kind of magnetic field on the original planet, and have made that their main power source. But it's causing environmental damage on Beta moon, basically causing global warming. The Betans are having severe medical problems. The Alphans are refusing to give up the new energy source, and the Betans are accusing the Alphans of intentionally harming them. Attempts to intervene by the planet have gone by the wayside and both sides are prepping for war, thus their calling Odan in.

Picard says they'll be at Pelier Zel in six hours, and could Trion have reps from both moons at a meeting place on the planet? Then Odan could beam down to them, and talks could get started right away.
"Oh. hey," says Odan. "I don't do beaming. I'll need a shuttle."
"Not recommended," replies Trion. "There are radicals on both sides, taking a shuttle would make you a target."
"It's cool," he replies. "I don't like the whole "being broken down into molecules" thing. I can't be the only one. Gonna do a shuttle."
Everyone leaves except Picard and Troi.
"Something up?" Picard asks.
"Yeah, Ambassador Odan keeps having these fluctuations of emotion. I can't really get a handle on him," Troi admits.
"Could be because he's Trill," Picard offers.
The Trill are fairly unknown.
"Maybe," she shrugs.

Troi goes to the salon. In the twenty-fourth century, everybody gets their hair cut in the same place, because it doesn't make any fucking sense to divide such things among gender. She sits in a chair and notices that Crusher is in the chair next to her.
Crusher is getting a full treatment: a mani-pedi, and an eye mask. She also looks out of place. She is startled when Troi greets her cheerfully. Then Troi guesses why she's there: Crusher is getting dolled up for someone. She's in love.
"Sometimes I wish you weren't so empathic," says Crusher, uncomfortably.

Troi pauses, and when Crusher pushes her, she admits that she senses something weird from Odan, and asks Crusher how well she really knows him. Crusher has a moment where she overthinks - does she know the difference between love and infatuation? She decides she doesn't really care that much. She hasn't felt like this in a long time, and she's enjoying herself. Troi is happy for her friend.

Picard is in his ready room when Odan comes in. They're at Pelier Zel, and they're almost ready to send Odan down. Odan thanks Picard and compliments him on his staff: Data and others have been helping him collect and analyze data from the situation, and he feels prepared.
"Especially that Dr Crusher. She's a fantastic doctor..."
"That's true," nods Picard.
"... and a fabulous woman."
Picard is no longer nodding. Odan is nosing in on his will-they-won't-they, one he has put years of effort into.

"Hey, you've known her longer than I have -"
Longer than ten days? Yep.
"- do you know how committed she is to staying in Starfleet?"
Again, dude. Ten days.
"I wouldn't presume to know her mind on such things," Picard answers stiffly.
Then the ready room is paged to let them know that the shuttle is ready. Odan goes down to the shuttle bay, hoping to return with good news.

In the shuttle bay, Odan is told that Riker will be piloting the shuttle himself. Crusher is there, and Riker walks by, but he does this "Oh, crap, personal goodbye" move when he sees that Odan has paused to talk to Crusher in a non-professional way.
Odan gives her a red rose, saying that his research on Earth says that red roses are given for love. She tells him that's correct, and seems slightly uneasy about PDA. They were hot and heavy behind closed doors, but now they're in a shuttle bay full of her fellow crewmembers, and he's kissing her palm and calling her Dr Beverly. But by the time he gets on the shuttle, she seems to have decided that maybe this is okay after all.

The shuttle takes off, with the bridge watching.
"Hey," says Worf. "There's another shuttle coming from the moons."
"Um, we're not expecting another shuttle," says Riker over the comm.
"They say they're an escort from Beta?" Worf reads off.
"Yeah, nothing about that in the flight plan," says Picard. "Ask them for a security clearance code."
But this new shuttle doesn't answer, because of course they don't have any clearance code.
 "Shit. Come back," Picard tells Riker.
Too late. The mystery shuttle opens fire on the Enterprise shuttle, and Odan is knocked from his chair.
Riker swings the shuttle back around, but the other shuttle is still firing. Worf tosses out a tractor beam onto Riker's shuttle and starts to haul it in, but they've taken a lot of fire, and the hull starts to break up.
"You're gonna have to beam us back!" Riker yells.
"No!" Odan protests from the floor. "You can't beam me over! I'll die."
So Riker puts his nose to the grindstone and carefully steers the crumbling shuttle back into the bay, calling for a medical emergency.

Crusher gets Odan onto a biobed in sick bay, and she and Nurse Ogawa scan him. The readings are kind of screwy, and as Odan regains consciousness, she mentions that it seems like he's got a parasite, and she may have to treat for that.
He takes her hand and puts it on his abdomen, which is bruised and bulging.
"What is that?" she demands.
"It's me," he tells her weakly. "I'm the parasite. This body is just a host."

Dramatic music! Commercial break!

Odan, still on the biobed, shakily tells Crusher that the Trill are a joined species, symbiont and host, and that his host body is dying. She needs to contact the Trill and ask them to send a new host for the Odan symbiont. He begs her to help him and calls her Dr Beverly.

A bit later, Crusher tells the senior staff in the Obs Lounge that Odan's host body has died. She's put the symbiont in stasis, but it can only survive another hour or two. The symbiont Odan was also who negotiated the first treaty with the people of Pelier Zel, just in another host body that they claimed was the father of this last host body. And they couldn't beam Odan down to the planet's surface because it would harm the symbiont.
Picard adds that they contacted the Trill, and a replacement host is on the way, but it'll take almost two days for them to reach the ship.
"Can I play host until then?" asks Data.
"That's nice of you," says Crusher, "but no - the symbiont needs to make a biological connection."
"I'll do it," says Riker firmly.
"Ehhhh." Crusher is uncertain. "Like, Odan told me the process, but there's never been a human host, so we don't know how that would pan out."
"It's really risky," Picard adds.
"We need Odan," Riker argues. "To keep the peace."
So nobody is claiming the shuttle that fired on Odan. Both sides are insisting that it was the other, and they're all pulling out weapons.
Picard tells him that it's his choice, and to indicate that he's stepping out of Riker's way officially, he calls him Will instead of Commander.
Riker is pretty freaking determined.

We skip straight to the surgery, where Crusher tells Riker that she's given him a local, but no knock-out drugs, because the symbiont can't handle it. Dude has to be awake. Brutal.
And we get a look at the symbiont, which looks like a fish... thing? With a lobster tail?

So Crusher slices him open, and they put the symbiont in, and Riker reports that it feels weird, because why would it not? Riker's system doesn't react well at first, and his BP drops and his vitals aren't good, but Crusher has to give the symbiont time to adjust, so there's some tension in the episode. If she just tossed the worm into Riker's abdomen and everything was an easy success, there would be disappointment. Draw that shit out a bit. Add some drama. Eventually, it all settles into place, and Riker's vitals go back to normal.
Crusher asks Riker how he's doing, and he replies that he's fine.
"You look a little tired, Dr Beverly."

Dramatic music while Crusher looks discomfited, because she has maybe forgotten that the symbiont was not the Trill host! Commercial break!

Riker-Odan calls the governor from the bridge and explains this weird new situation.
"Look, that guy wasn't my dad, it was me in a host body. And that guy you were expecting on the planet? Me too. This body I'm in now? Also just a host."
"I don't know if this will work," admits Trion. "The reps will see you as a Starfleet officer, maybe with his own agenda."
"It's your job to convince them otherwise," Riker tells her.
She agrees to try, and they sign off.
Riker-Odan is feeling dizzy, so Worf escorts him back to Odan's quarters.
Picard sends Crusher to Odan's quarters as well.

Crusher goes to see Odan-Riker. She scans him with her medical doohickeys, tells him he feels like crap but there's no sign of transplant rejection.
He wants to talk about them.
"I don't know what to say," she says bluntly.
"I don't either," he admits.
"Why didn't you tell me?" she asks.
"I didn't think to. It's normal to me to be a joined species. Did you ever stop to think that you should tell me that you're a singular being?"
She's frustrated. "I don't know who you are!"
"No matter what or who I look like, I'm still Odan. And I still love you."
She scoffs at him.
"Look, I'm sorry." Now he's frustrated, too. "I can't help how I feel. But if it's hurting you, then I'll keep my distance."
Crusher leaves.

Crusher is sitting by herself in Ten Forward.
(Is this where people go to brood in space? Is Ten Forward a futuristic moor? But with fake-ass booze?)
Troi comes in and joins her, and Crusher (unprompted) tells her about the first man she ever loved. She describes a soccer player-turned-sculptor, and the three kids they had after marrying, and just when you're asking when the fuck all of this happened, she reveals that it was a crush she had on an older boy when she was 8.
It's a weird segue into talking about Odan. She says she loved him completely and without fear, but now wonders what it was she loved? Physical traits? Those are gone, and if it's just that, then she should mourn and move on. But it wasn't just physical. It was more than that. But now those "more than that" feelings are now housed in Will Riker, a guy she views as a brother. She's at a loss here, and asks Troi for help.
Troi asks earnestly how she feels, and Crusher admits that she's drawn to him, and wishes that he'd never come aboard.
"Don't wish that," says Troi gently. "If you're going to be open to love, you have to feel some pain sometimes."
Odan-Riker comes into Ten Forward, and Crusher guesses he's there. She refuses to look at him, and begs Troi to talk to her instead.
Troi tells her that the first man she ever loved was her father. She describes Ian Troi as her protector, who then went away. She would give pretty much anything to get his love back.
"If you can get that love from the man we know as Will Riker, then do it. Accept that love."
Crusher turns and looks at him, clearly torn.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!

Picard's Log 44823.8: "Trion managed to convince the reps from both moons to accept Riker as Odan, and they're on their way up to meet him."

In the Obs Lounge, Crusher does one last scan of Odan-Riker before everyone arrives, and tells him that his white blood cell count is up, but he's still okay, relatively speaking.
"We can stall til you're better?" Picard suggests.
"Nah, they'd be suspicious," Odan-Riker replies. "Gonna fake it til I make it."
Aah, pretending that you're not completely broken so you can work. That's not familiar at all.
Trion comes in with Lathal Bine from Beta moon, and Kalin Trose from Alpha moon. Odan-Riker recalls that Bine's aunt negotiated the treaty on behalf of Beta 30 years earlier, and that Trose himself, then a young man, represented Alpha. They seem to accept him based on this info, and the Starfleet officers leave.
"How'd you get the truce back then?" asks Trose.
"You switched places with Bine's aunt, to get a better feel for what each of you was going through. There was a truce after about a week."
"Whatever," says Trose. "You could have read about that in a history book."
"Okay," says Odan-Riker. "Very few people know that you, Trose, caught and stopped a radical plot on your moon to assassinate the Beta rep."
Trose is convinced. But Bine takes the opportunity to get in a dig:
"Maybe he was smarter back then than he is now."
Y'all, don't be that guy.
"Will you let me work with you?" Odan-Riker asks them.
Bine replies that he will, but Trose says he needs to ask his peers if it's okay.
(Why didn't he get that permission before he beamed up? Like, "Hey, if this guy is the real deal, can we work with him?" WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EXTRA STEPS IN BUREAUCRACY?)
Bine tries to start some shit, but Odan-Riker tells Trose that he can have 8 hours to talk to him people.
All of that, for a five-minute meeting that could have been an email.
The Pelier Zelians (?) leave, and Odan finally gets that headache that he told Data he had.

Dramatic music!

Down in sick bay, Crusher tells Picard that Odan-Riker finally has organ rejection.
"I can give him an immunosuppressant for now, but there's a foreign object in his gut that shouldn't be there, and his body is trying to get rid of it. Kinda flying blind here. Don't know about symbiont health or Trill physiology."
Picard asks Odan-Riker to join him in the ready room when he feels up to it, then Picard leaves.
Crusher gives Odan-Riker a hypospray for pain. He thanks her and tries to take her hand.
"Please don't," she says, pulling away.

In the ready room, Picard tells Odan-Riker that the Alphas have accepted him as mediator, and Odan-Riker responds that these people are reasonable, just caught up in their anger.
Picard notes that Odan sounds very much like Riker at times. He then tells Odan-Riker that a new host is 18 hours away.
"Can you make it until then?"
"I'll figure it out," Odan-Riker assures him. "The meds Dr Beverley gave me are helping."

Crusher goes back to her quarters. She orders tea and sits down at a table to stare at the red rose Odan gave her. In his quarters, Odan-Riker asks Majel where Dr Crusher is, but when told that she is in her quarters, he does nothing.
The door chimes. It's Crusher.
They stand terribly close and talk banalities.
"Are you feeling okay?"
"Yes, thank you."
"I can do a check-up in the morning before the delegation arrives, and I can give you more meds intermittently."
"I don't want them knowing I'm getting treatment."
"We can schedule small breaks for it."
He finally cuts to the chase and tells her that if she's going to go, she better do it now. She refuses to leave.

Picard's Log 44824.4: "The reps are coming back aboard. Apparently, troops on either side have amassed to get the war going if this peace thing doesn't work."

Crusher has joined Picard and Odan-Riker in the ready room for that last check-up while Odan-Riker lies weakly on the couch. She tells them both that his white blood cell count is up again, and the meds she has given him are now wearing off faster than they were before.
Yeah, me and my non-medical-degree-havin' opinion are going to suggest that when someone is experiencing organ failure, that person should not be having sex.
Odan-Riker opts for no more meds at this time. He confirms that they're detrimental to Riker's body, and that he'll just do another fake-it-til-you-make-it with this meeting. Then he makes two announcements: he will do the meeting today; and regardless of what happens, the symbiont needs to come out at the end of the day. Odan feels that Riker has done enough, and he doesn't wish to kill the first officer. He is aware that the symbiont will die if the host does not arrive in time, but he makes Crusher agree.
Worf pages Picard to let them know that the delegation has arrived.
Odan-Riker shares a brief moment with Crusher on his way out.
Once he is gone, Picard reminds Crusher that they are friends, and he sees that she's struggling, and tells her that he'll always be there for her.
She allows herself a small breakdown and hugs him. This was a bit more than he bargained for, but he can tell his friend needs a hug, so hug her he does.

Picard and Crusher are pacing and clock-watching on the bridge. Crusher lets the audience know that the delegation has been in talks for six hours now.
"So hey," interrupts Worf. "Just got a message from the ship bringing the new host? They're having car trouble. Gonna be another nine hours."
"Are you shitting me?" asks Crusher weakly.
The door to the Obs Lounge hisses open and a sick-looking Odan-Riker stumbles out. "Worth it," he croaks before collapsing on the floor.
Crusher runs to scan him, and he tells her that the Pelier Zelians will not go to war.
Picard starts barking out housekeeping orders: get the Pelier Zelians off the ship, and prep to go to the Trill ship at warp 9.
"Still gonna take like two hours to get there," warns Data.

The E rushes to the Trill ship, and Picard goes down to sick bay to see what's what. Riker is resting post-surgery, and will be fine. The Odan symbiont is doing the same in stasis. Picard tells Crusher that she should rest some, but she tells him that she'll need to transfer the symbiont into the new host ASAP.

Worf enters sick bay sometime later to find Crusher asleep by herself, her head on the biobed. He wakes her up to tell her that the new host has arrived, and she steels herself for a moment. She is about to meet the new-old man in her life, and she's prepared to do it with a smile on her face.
"Send him in," she says cheerfully.
A female Trill comes in and introduces herself as Kareel.
Crusher is taken aback. She clearly assumed that all Odans were male.

Crusher is in her office post-surgery, giving a medical log about how the transfer was successful, and the "assimilation complete."
Kareel comes in, calling her Dr Beverly.
"I feel for you," says Odan-Kareel. "This process has been really hard on you, but you stood by me, and helped me when I needed it."
She's being kind, and sort of looking to see if maybe Crusher is up to move forward with their romance.
But Crusher's congratulations on a job well done concerning the negotiations is clearly a no.
Odan-Kareel is disappointed. "I'm still Odan, and I still love you."
"Glad that you're okay," smiles Crusher.
LOTS of awkward dancing here.
Odan-Kareel rips the band-aid off: "Are we done then?"
Crusher is honest. "I'm not used to this body-switching thing. I just... can't keep up. Like, how long will you have this body, and who will the next one be? It's too much for me."
That's fair, I guess.
She blames it on a failing of humanity, and suggests that someday, their ability to love won't be so limited.
Ehhhh...
Odan-Kareel pauses, then replies that she understands. She gets up to leave, but Crusher calls her back.
"I do love you, Odan."
Odan-Kareel takes Crusher's hand and kisses the palm. "I will never forget you."
She leaves the office, and Crusher reflects on what might have been.

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This episode is tough. I'm generally trying to pretend that I haven't seen anything beyond this point in my viewership, but the Trill species fascinates me, and I actually know quite a bit about them. Separating out the strands is much harder when you've immersed yourself in the lore and own a copy of "The Lives of Dax." So I guess I'll go over some differences we see here and what we see later on.
Being that this is our first encounter with the Trill, the writers have no idea what will become of them later, and quite a bit will change in the way that they are handled, both lore-wise, and physically. Here, they have sculpted foreheads and lack the spots that they'll become known for, and like many changes that come to Star Trek, the original content will be built upon, but the discrepancies will be ignored. (DS9 Trills will actually get the spots given to Kamala, a Kriosian female, in TNG's season five.)

For instance, the joined Trill is handled differently. Odan as the symbiont retains the dominant personality, with all of their skills and memories, but the host seems to disappear. We never learned the first name of the original host that Crusher met, because he needed to only go by Odan. Later, when the Trill become better established as a race, it will be treated as a joining of personalities, but for this episode, Riker is completely enveloped by Odan, and referred to in the third person by Odan. In this way, the host seems to be treated more like a physical vehicle to get the symbiont around. It makes me wonder about certain aspects of this race: Odan in Riker's body returns to Odan's quarters for the remainder of the trip - because Odan was simply "borrowing" Riker's body, would it be considered an invasion of privacy for him to go to Riker's quarters? Also (very important!), when offering to house Odan, Riker consented to running the peace talks, but with his own personality buried under Odan's, did Odan get Riker's permission to continue the quasi-secret romance with Dr Crusher? Crusher described Riker as being "like my brother," so was it okay or weird for him to sleep with her? How cognizant was he of things that Odan did while in his body? Was it like waking up out of a coma, and saying, "I did what?!"?

Another question: how joined were Riker and Odan? Did Odan gain Riker's memories, skills, thoughts, the way he would with another Trill host? It seems like the connection was not a great one, so possibly not. Also - how would the handling of a human host be recorded in their records? Like

- (first name) Odan
- *
- Kareel Odan

*William T Riker, temporary human host

Does it depend on how deep the connection was, or again, was Riker simply treated as a meat suit for the symbiont? I feel like "meat suit" is the correct answer for this early-stages Trill, but possibly footnotes would be included in later-stage Trill notes.
(Sidenote: those who have watched DS9 will note that I have reversed the way that Trill names are handled. The first name of the host goes first, and the name of the symbiont becomes the new surname. But because this is information we have not been given yet, I used the name of the symbiont first to indicate who they were, and the name of the host last to indicate which host was housing Odan at the time. The correct way to say that Kareel is joined to the symbiont is to say that she is now Kareel Odan).
Something else that got thrown to the wayside with the introduction of a more fleshed-out Trill race: that transporter thing. Without the transporter interference, this story would have been drastically different. Moving forward, all Trills hop onto the transporter pad without a care in the world, but here, it's treated as a matter of life or death. Had Odan not had this issue, he would not have gotten into the shuttle, or been fatally injured when the shuttle was fired upon. In truth, this story would not have been possible with the fleshed-out Trills of DS9, because too many of the canon items mentioned here get ignored when the race is made more dimensional. A specific gripe: if one cannot get into the transporter for medical reasons, why not say so? "I'm sorry, Trills cannot do transporters for medical reasons" is not only good enough to get him out of a transporter trip, but is vague enough that people will not question it. "I don't like transporters" will only gain you arguments. In this case, Odan would have ended up on the shuttle whether he claimed medical concerns or preference. "Medical concern" would have been the better choice.

They... they made action figures of characters in mid-transport, y'all

Speaking of which, why did the Trill not mention that they were a joined species? Why was this kept a secret? Did they assume that others would shun them in misunderstanding? Odan was kind of correct when he told Crusher that he had not mentioned it previously because it is normal for him to be a joined species, just as it is normal for Crusher to not be. But he also tells the Pelier Zelians that a previous host was his father, instead of saying "we are a joined species." This suggests that Odan was not being forthright to Crusher on purpose. Memory Alpha suggests that Trills considered this a private matter; however, when Odan needed to switch hosts because one died, he laid it all out on the table for the Pelier Zelians. It's possible that this was a landmark thing, telling other species that some of their rank and file are joined. Following this episode, the Trill are very open about this fact - was Odan's unique situation the reason behind them no longer keeping this secret? Sure, he told the Pelier Zelians that "father" lie because the story required the symbiont thing be kept under wraps to make it a surprise when that first host died, but it would have been nice if things like this had been addressed.
I also wondered how exactly the cat had not been let out of the bag prior to this - would the Federation (and Starfleet) not be aware that their Trill ambassadors were joined? Survey saaaaays... nope. Despite working alongside them, the Trill and their homeworld are not actually a part of the Federation. So they could be as secretive as they damn well pleased. Until the next Trill episode, when it ceases to matter.
One more personal gripe: Crusher was not an expert at symbiont surgery and transfers, so why did a Trill specialist not accompany Kareel to the Enterprise? I'm sure the show was looking to save a few bucks (if not for five guest stars, this would be a bottle show), and avoided hiring another actor by just having Crusher do the surgery, but could she not have mentioned a specialist in her notes? "I assisted Dr (Trill name) in the implantation of the Odan symbiont into the new host..." This way, the specialist could have ensured that the surgery went as planned, and Crusher could have added Trill-specific info to the Federation database. Instead, Crusher and the Enterprise were treated kind of like a MASH unit, and it seems kind of reckless to do that, based on how precious the Trill view their symbionts.

Odan probably agrees, Hawkeye

So there's a thing I gotta address here, and that's that the transgender community often views Trill stories as trans stories. And I get where they're coming from. Trills are both a perfect and imperfect stand-in for trans humans. Perfect, in that they can be used to futuristically show how easy it is to accept a person who has fundamentally not changed on the inside (in this case, the symbiont), while some changes take place on the outside (when a host is swapped out). And it's imperfect because with DS9 Trills and beyond, we are talking about the joining of two separate entities to become one. The narrative fits a little better with Odan, as the host body gets a bit erased, and the symbiont personality takes over. There, it really is simply a changing of the outside from one host body to another... if you don't count that Kareel and her predecessors had lives and personalities before becoming joined.

In fact, it's typically this set of screencaptures that gets shared to show how easy it is to accept the same person in a new wrapper:

I've actually seen this shared by trans folx that don't watch Star Trek and have no idea who these people are. They just know that one character accepts the other without question. This is the great part about science fiction: we can use it to address current problems in our society, but frame it in such a way that feels like fiction. We can talk about trans rights in the twenty-first century via sci-fi, and fewer people will get up in arms about it, because "it isn't real." We can be sneaky, y'all. And it's always been that way with sci-fi, from the time of that little Mary Shelley novel about cheating death by building monsters. Gene Rod built that premise in from the very first episode of Star Trek: no one was allowed to talk about the Vietnam War, but Gene could get away with it, because his show was about fantastical stories of the future.

So is "The Host" a trans love story or not?

I'm gonna go with "maybe" here. 

On the Not side: Odan commits a lie-by-omission when he doesn't tell Crusher that he is a joined Trill, and that who he is is encased in a worm in his abdomen. Trans people are typically upfront with possible partners, because... well, they don't want to die. Murder is a common way to die in the trans community, and their killers often get away with it by claiming the "Gay Panic" defense. If a trans person trusts someone enough to date them, they will be upfront about their journey.

On the Yes side: Odan switches host bodies when one dies. A trans body sometimes goes through changes on the outside (and on the inside, hormonally). In both cases, the personality, memories and feelings on the inside do not change. The appearance does.

On the No side: Odan does not change genders at first. He is moved into another male body, and Crusher struggles with not only her feelings for Odan not being attached to the body that she thought of as Odan, but then when Odan suddenly becomes the guy that she thinks of as a brother.

Kind of both: Crusher's hesitancy to accept Riker and then Kareel as Odan is actually pretty realistic. Sometimes, a trans person meets a partner part of the way through transition. Sometimes, a couple is married for forty years and one partner admits to the other that they are trans. In each case, the cis (non-trans) partner must make a choice: can they weather the changes together, or will they be too overwhelming to stand the test of time? The answers vary wildly. 

In Crusher's case, some people argued that she was being homophobic in not accepting Kareel. But it didn't strike me as being the case. She struggled quite a bit with Odan as Riker as well, and each host was presented as Odan, but not the one she remembered. Was she really in love with Odan's previous host, or the Odan personality? Both. She had no reason to believe that they were separate. Was she still in love with the Odan personality when it was inside the Riker wrapper? Yes, but she was very much on the fence about not only the Riker aspect, but the fact that the outside could change like that at all. She admitted to loving Odan, and gave in to her desire with Odan-Riker, but then the host body was changed on her again, and she was forced to ask herself some tough questions: could she keep up with the changes? How often would they change? Given that the symbiont could live to be more than 100, that's a distinct possibility. We also have no idea what kind of life span the hosts have - if they are more delicate than the symbiont, they might have to change hosts multiple times over the course of the symbiont's life. (In DS9 it is established that Trills have strict laws against joined members taking up with former lovers who are also joined, and that romance is considered something frivolous that "young people" do, but none of that has been established yet.) I would consider this to also be a strike against the idea that this episode is a trans love story, in that it is expected that a symbiont would need a new host body on multiple occasions over their lifetime. While it is not unheard of for a trans person to transition to another binary gender, then to a different gender when the first was not a good "fit," it is not expected that trans folx would change as often as Trills do.

In this case, Crusher examined her feelings and asked, "are these changes something I can handle?" and came to the conclusion that she could probably not keep up. In matters of love, one must always be honest. She admits to Odan-Kareel that she does love her, and almost seems disappointed in herself, but she is honest enough to admit that she couldn't deal. It is what it is, and that sucks for both parties.

BUT, she also tried to blame humanity's shortcomings for her decision. Yeah, not buying it. There are humans that could weather the situation, just as there are partners who can take the hand of their trans partners and say, "okay, let's do this." If you can't do the thing, Crusher, admit it and move on. But don't blame humanity. While I know this was filmed in 1991, there have always been trans humans on Earth, and I would like to think by the twenty-forth century that we would have gotten over ourselves concerning our prejudices and accepted trans folx. Take responsibility for your own feelings, and leave the rest of us out of it, thanks.

PS - If you're looking for a more straight-forward Star Trek trans love story, I highly recommend TOS' "Metamorphosis." Those who are not trans or do not have trans loved ones will probably argue that it is not, but those in the know will recognize it right away.

- Fun Facts:

- Barbara Tarbuck (Leka Trion) will appear again later in Enterprise.

- Robert Harper, who played Lathal Bine, is not listed in the credits for some reason.
- "E Pluribus Unum" was the working title for this episode. It means "out of many, one."
- In the original script, there was no romance. The story focused entirely on the war and negotiations. But adding the romance, Crusher, and Riker made the death of Odan's host more of an immediate problem for the regular characters.
- Brannon Braga described this story as "the most repulsive story ever pitched to us." "It was pitched as a squirmy worm who's really the intelligence."
- Gates McFadden was heavily pregnant during the filming of this episode, and because the pregnancy was not addressed on the show, great care was taken to only shoot her from the chest up, to hide her bump. McFadden later lamented that Crusher's first romance episode was shot while trying to hide a pregnancy.
- This is the first time that we see that the barber shop has a salon area as well.
- Picard is looking at the Tyken's Rift from "Night Terrors" on his monitor before he talks to Odan in the ready room.

- This is the first appearance of the Trill, though later Trill will bear no resemblance to Odan physically.
- While both Odan and Crusher insist that the symbiont would have been damaged during transport, this problem is never addressed again. Future Trill use the transporter without issue. Maybe we're supposed to forget that part? Maybe we're supposed to believe that later transporters were altered to accommodate Trill? (But then that makes me wonder about the DS9- TOS crossover episode...?)
- There is some disagreement about whether or not Crusher's rejection of Kareel Odan was homophobic. Some people wanted Crusher to proceed forward with Kareel, others were angry that this episode contained any trace of a homosexual relationship at all. You can please some of the people...( We won't actually get a same-sex romance until season 4 of DS9, which coincidentally is about two joined Trills, and which is also not actually about a same-sex romance.)


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Who sleeps like a weirdo? My cat sleeps like a weirdo.

ST:TNG Season Four, Episode Fourteen "Clues"

ST:TNG Season Four, Episode Fourteen "Clues"
Production Order: 14
Air Order: 14
Stardate: 44502.7
Original Air Date: February 11, 1991

Anybody else spend their entire December weekends volunteering at a petting zoo, asking small children over and over, "Would you like to pet the kitten? Isn't she so soft?"

No?

Just me?

Okay, then.

*******

We open seeing shots of Worf's mok'bara class, which is new for this show. (If you're not familiar with mok'bara, it's Klingon martial arts and is similar to tai chi.)

Picard's Log 44502.7: "We finished up this one mission early, which is awesome, because we've been so freaking busy lately that no one has had time for hobbies and stuff. So the crew is fucking around for a few days. Gonna cruise by this one nebula, and I'm mentioning it and the fact that I think it'll be a walk in the park as a way to foreshadow that some shit is about to go down, because frankly, an episode where we just have downtime is not that interesting. Nobody wants to watch me hanging out watching Netflix."

As more foreshadowing, we see Crusher put some clear, empty pantyhose containers on a machine and smile. We have no idea what she's doing, but she seems to be enjoying herself.

Last of the Picard voice-overs: "Also doing a thing I like, and introducing a friend to it."

Surprise.

Guinan swings into the Dixon Hill office and asks for him, but she's stymied by Hill's obstinate girl Friday, Madeline. Madeline says Hill doesn't want to be disturbed, and Guinan is annoyed. She and Picard were supposed to do this thing, and Madeline is holodeck-blocking her.
Madeline tries to get smart and say that Hill is incommunicado, but she can't remember the last part of the word, stutters, and makes a sound like a cat horking up a hairball. Guinan finishes the word for her.

"Tell him Gloria from Cleveland is here. I have an appointment at 2:00."
"It's 2:10," argues Madeline.
"I had trouble with the clothes," snaps Guinan, lifting her skirt to reveal a set of stockings and a garter.
Nice gams, Whoopi.

Madeline calls into the back office to tell Hill that Gloria from Cleveland is here to see him, but she hangs up and tells Guinan that Hill has never heard of her.
Guinan drops the pretense and starts to tell Madeline that she and Picard set this up in advance, and they're meeting here at 2:00, but she realizes that gatekeeper Maddie has no idea what she's talking about.
"Fuck it," says Guinan. She goes around the desk, Madeline protesting at her, and opens the office door.
Oops.

The dude with the gun gestures for her to come inside and close the door.
... did Madeline know this shit was happening five feet from her? Cuz she was real casual about it.
This new guy (Johnny) is clearly holding Hill hostage, and Hill apologizes to "Gloria" for getting her mixed up in this.
Picard and Guinan insist that Gloria is Hill's cousin, and they speak in weird, fake film noir gangster accents. Johnny wants to know where his money is. Guinan awkwardly tries to play along.
But Johnny steps in front of the window and is immediately filled with bullet holes from a machine gun. Bye, Johnny.
Somehow, Madeline hears none of this, and doesn't come running. Has the office been sound-proofed? Does Dixon Hill make that kind of cash?
"WTF even is this?" Guinan demands
"A mystery!" says Picard enthusiastically. "We don't know who this guy is, or who killed him, or where his money went, or why he thinks Hill took it! Now we look for clues."
Guinan is unconvinced. "This is fun?"

The phone on the desk rings, and Picard picks it up. It's Data.
"Hey, sir. Thought it would be less distracting to call you this way instead of through comm badges, which might ruin the effect of the holodeck."
That's pretty damn considerate, Data.
"Anyway, we came across a weird-ass planet in the T-Tauri system, and wouldn't you know, it's class-M."
"Oh. Regulations say we check it out. Call up the bridge crew. Thanks, Data."
Is... is there not a crew on the bridge already? Can you not check shit out with the crew that's already in place?
Picard turns to Guinan and says he has to go, but she's welcome to stay and work on the mystery without him.
"Aww, Picard," she replies. "I love you and your quirky shit, but I'm really over this crap. Thanks, though."
I don't blame her. She probably wants to get out of those damn garters and into something less uncomfortable.

Picard enters the bridge.
"So there's a class-M planet, and an unstable wormhole," says Riker.
"There are almost 40 wormholes in this system," adds Data. "Oh, hey."
Data looks up to see the wormhole swallow the ship.

Oops.

Dramatic music! Opening credits break!

When we return, Data is helping up Picard while the others climb to their feet. Data explains that the wormhole knocked everybody the hell out for about 30 seconds, but he scanned the whole ship and didn't find any problems.
Riker checks the computer. "We're really far away. Like, a whole day's travel."
"I think I should change the ship's clock to reflect the actual time," volunteers Data.
Crusher calls. "WTH?"
"Unstable wormhole," explains Picard. "We were all knocked out for 30 seconds. Everything okay there?"
"Yep, just little injury reports coming in. You guys cool?"
He confirms they are and hangs up.
Sassy Riker Moment: "We're lucky we weren't knocked into next week."
Hmmm, kind of actually possible in Star Trek.
But Data swings around in his chair. "Actually not possible here. The wormhole was small and not very powerful. Probably just a local thing."
"Yeah, but we were gonna check out that planet...." says Picard.
"Not a good idea," Data puts in. "That wormhole was super unstable. It would be way safer to send a probe to check it out."
"Cool," agrees Picard.

Down in sick bay, Crusher is scanning O'Brien's arm and asking him what he was doing when he fell. This week's Exposition to Prove That O'Brien is a 3-D Character has him telling Crusher that he was hanging a plant for his wife, and that she's trying to make him more of a plant guy. It is not going well.
Crusher turns to ask her nurse for something, but seeing that the nurse is busy with a patient, cheerfully tells her "never mind," and goes to get it herself.
The nurse, who we've seen before and who has had lines, finally gets a first name: Alyssa. She won't get a last name until later (Ogawa) and she isn't going to get the full O'Brien Treatment with plenty of lines and stories of her own, but at least she isn't just "nurse" anymore. She's better than a piece of equipment, and clearly friends with Crusher, as she's being called by her first name rather than Nurse Ogawa.

Anyway, Crusher goes into a back room to grab something and stops at her pantyhose eggs, which are now filled with... pink cotton candy or something. She pauses. Clearly, that cotton candy should not be there.
She goes back to O'Brien and casually asks Alyssa if she saw anybody messing with her pantyhose eggs or if she changed it at all.
"Hell no," replies Alyssa. "I wouldn't touch one of your experiments."

Back on the bridge, the probe info has come back, and the brown planet that they saw on the viewscreen earlier is now green.
"It's got a helium-nitrogen atmosphere," says Data.
"But we saw - and you reported - a class-M planet," says Picard. "The whole reason why we went over there was because you said it was class-M."
Data shrugs. "Could be interference from the wormhole."
"That's a weirdly specific thing for the sensors to get wrong," points out Riker.
"Maybe a planet we detected on the other side of the wormhole," suggests Data. "We can check all of the nearby systems here for a planet like the one we saw. It would take about six days."
Picard snorts. "Who has that kind of time? Naw, we're good. Check the sensors to make sure they weren't damaged by the wormhole, Data. Let's get out of here."

Suspicious music! Zoom-in on Data!

Crusher goes to see Picard in the ready room, and she takes her incubator of cotton candy.
"Cool, Diomedian scarlet moss," says Picard. "That's a good crop. Shit's hard to cultivate. Didn't know you were into ethnobotany."
She admits she dabbles in it, and says this batch concerns her: she just started it, and there's already a full day's growth. "We were seriously only out for 30 seconds?"
"Yeah," he says. "All of the ship's chronometers, the systems, even Data, says we were out 30 seconds. Maybe your moss was fast-growing, or something weird happened to it."
"I have a bunch of this," she argues. "Maybe something weird happened to one, but not all of it. I think we were out for a whole day."

Dramatic music! Commercial break!

Picard's Log, supplemental: "Data says we were out 30 seconds. Crusher's moss says it was more."

Picard holds a senior staff meeting in the Obs Lounge with the moss.
"I have a theory about the moss," announces Data. "(Science concerning some theorist from the 22nd century.)"
"Doesn't quite match up," argues La Forge. "That theory is about energy, not matter."
"Could still apply," says Data.
"Okay, cool," says Picard. "Hey Data, could you go help Nelson with the sensor thing? I told him to expect you."
Data agrees and leaves, and it's real obvious that A) peeps don't trust him, and B) Picard just got rid of him on purpose.
"Anybody think Data's telling the truth?" Picard asks, once Data is gone.
They hesitate, then Geordi says he doesn't buy it, that's he's surprised Data suggested that weak-ass theory about the moss.
They bat about some questions to ponder, like if they were out a whole day, then why did nobody's beard grow? And what happened on that day that they aren't aware of?
"Eh, Data doesn't lie, though," reasons Picard. "Maybe whatever affected us, affected him in another way, and he's actually being honest."
"We could check the ship's chronometer to see if someone messed with it," says Geordi.
"And I could check the transporter trace analysis, see if there's something there as well," adds Crusher.
"Both," replies Picard. "But nobody make Data suspicious, okay?"

La Forge goes down to Engineering and gets an update on the sensors from Data (they're fine), then tells Data that Picard wants him on the bridge. Once Data leaves, La Forge asks him in a meaningful way to help him with the computers. Poor Nelson. He has nothing to do with this shit, but everyone keeps involving him in their intrigue.

There's a small time-filler scene where Crusher asks O'Brien who went through the transporter last, and he looks it up and tells it's one of his transporter crew. She asks him to send that crew member to sick bay.
In sick bay, Crusher and Alyssa scan the crew member and discover some discrepancies. Crusher is ecstatic. She calls Picard and he asks her to do a Walk & Talk with him to Engineering.
"I can measure internal clocks at the molecular level," she tells Picard a few minutes later. "I took scans of the last person to use the transporter, and compared them to her trace from the transport. They were off. We were out longer than 30 seconds."

They go down to Engineering.
"Figured out that yes, the ship's chronometer was fucked with," says La Forge. "Here's the shitty part: only Data and I can do it."
Dramatic shot of Geordi!

Picard confronts Data in the ready room about the tampered-with chronometer.

"That's mysterious," says Data.

"Could someone or something have messed with you without you knowing about it?" asks Picard.

"Good question."

"Would you consent to Geordi examining you?"

"Yeah, okay."

There's a security Gold in the ready room with them, and Picard asks her to escort Data to Engineering.

Sassy Data Moment: "I know the way, sir."

They disappear through the door.

Dramatic zoom-in on Picard!

Picard's Log, supplemental: "Looks like we lost a whole day. To what, nobody knows. But Data is looking hella suspicious now."

A section of Data's hair is missing, revealing flashing lights, and La Forge tells him that he's going to start with higher motor functions and go down. He uses some bedside manner, cuz Data is his best friend, and he's a nice guy.

"It's nice of you to make me feel comfortable," says Data, "but I notice that you are uncomfortable."

"Seems like you're not being honest with us," says La Forge. "Anything you want to tell me?"

Data pauses as though about to say something, then decides against it and says he's told them everything he knows.

On the bridge, La Forge reports that Data is functioning perfectly.
"Kinda wanted to find something wrong," he admits.
"Fuck a DUCK," says Riker. "So Data is hiding something, and there's something wrong with our sensors. Because that probe said that that planet was not habitable, but our sensors said it was."
"Data launched that probe," replies Picard, with a look that says he'd rather not remind them of that.
"Could you prove it if he messed with the probe?" Riker asks La Forge.
"Maybe," replies La Forge. He leaves to go check it out.

"Fuck a duck, indeed," says Picard. He tells the bridge at large to see if they can remember what they were doing right before they got knocked out, to search for clues.
Troi doubles over. "Crap, I'm dizzy."
"You should go to sick bay," suggests Picard.
"Nah, I'll lay down in my quarters," she decides.
Worf escorts her there at Picard's request.
She goes in, the door closes, and Worf starts to walk away. Then she screams and he runs back, calling for an override on her door when he yells her name and she doesn't respond.
Terrified, she tells him she looked in the mirror and it wasn't her.

Picard goes to Troi's quarters, where Crusher is scanning her. They both report that Troi is fine now.
"I looked in the mirror, and I saw my own image, but it was like behind my eyes was a stranger? Like my face was a mask?"
Geordi calls Picard. "Found something."

Worf goes to sick bay.
When Crusher asks what's wrong, he huffs and tries to be all, "It's a little complaint, but Picard said to report anything suspicious. Like, it's nothing."
He's holding his wrist, so she scans it. "WTF?"

Picard and La Forge go to Data's quarters. When La Forge shows Data a pic of the green planet, Data says it's the one they scanned before they went through the wormhole, and the one the probe picked up.
"Naw, it's Tethys III with some bits altered," says Geordi.
"You go through the ship's library and plug this image of some obscure planet into the probe?" Picard asks Data.
Data pauses. "Can't say either way," he says finally.
Picard sends La Forge to launch another probe, and Geordi apologizes to Data on his way out.
"Troi had a creepy hallucination. You know why?" asks Picard.
"Can't say."
"Ugh, I'm trying to get to the bottom of this shit, Data! Why are you being such a dick?"
"It's not by choice," Data admits.

"Would you endanger your friend and colleague Deanna?"
Another pause. "Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or one?"
"Are... you protecting us?"
"Can't say."
This "Data being enigmatic" thing is starting to piss me off.
It's pissing off Picard, too.
"Answer me directly: what really happened to us?"
"I can't answer that."
"WTF, Data? I mean, what if you were in my position?"
This one gives Data pause, and he rips the Bandaid off. "So... it seems like I tampered with the ship's records, screwed with an investigation, and disobeyed a direct order from a commanding officer. I think we both know what that means."
Yeah, Picard does. "A court-martial. Your career would be over."
"That's true."
"And that asshole Maddox would probably take you apart to find out what went wrong."
"Yeah."

Dramatic music! Commercial break!

Back in the ready room, Crusher and Worf tell Picard that Worf's wrist was broken, reset, and mended by sick bay equipment during the time when they were all unconscious. Worf looks like he'd like to just sink into the ready room carpet and disappear forever. Crusher and Picard are mostly talking about him, near him, like parents talking to a principal about a kid who got in trouble, while the kid sits nearby in embarrassed silence.
"You think Worf was awake during that time?" Picard asks Crusher.
She thinks they all were, and then their memories of that time were erased or blocked or changed somehow. Picard asks who would have done such a thing.
Worf finally speaks up. "The list of people on this ship who are quick and strong enough to break my wrist is really short. Data's on it."
"Yeah, I don't think so," says Picard. "I mean, I know he's being fishy, but there are other parts of this puzzle, and I have a hunch that Data isn't a completely willing participant."
Geordi calls again. "Our probe is near that planet."

They all hurry onto the bridge, and Geordi put his findings up on the viewscreen. It's the same planet they saw when they first rolled up.
"Class-M, no spacial distortions anywhere nearby," says Geordi. "Like, even if the wormhole was closed, we could still detect residuals."
"There is no wormhole," says Picard. "It's a fucking ruse. There are a bunch of clues here that suggest that we are missing a day, a day that we experienced. And Worf's broken wrist says that there was a struggle for our lives."
"We're still alive," says Crusher. "We probably won."
"Data acting weird says that we didn't," he argues. "And he seems to accept that fact that his career could be ruined, just to keep his secrets. I think maybe it was a stalemate. With part of a compromise being that we had to have our memories erased. And somehow Data got roped into keeping his mouth shut."
"Shit, that means that us uncovering this stuff upsets the stalemate," points out Riker. "Should we just... leave it alone? Go about our merry way?"
"No," says Picard. "We have to figure out how Data fits into this, or Starfleet will decide he's untrustworthy, and we end up with the same problem. No, we gotta talk to Data. Let's go back to the T-Tauri system and see what's up."

So they go back to the planet, and an energy field appears between them and the planet.
Is it a giant green hand in space?
Naw, it looks like a diaphanous length of gauze, floating on the surface of bathtub water or something.

The field puts out an energy pulse, and Picard is curious, so he just lets it hit the shields.
"It dispersed," Worf announces.
But it actually didn't. In true TNG tradition, a ball of light assaults Troi while she's sleeping.

Troi shows up in Data's quarters. Fortunately, whatever is possessing her allowed her to put on clothes so she isn't just wandering around naked. 
"You're in our space again," says Troi in a weird, deep-ass voice.
"Ah, you again," says Data. "Yeah, sorry. I'm trying."
"I have to destroy the ship," says Troi-thing.
"I can maybe fix this still," he offers.
La Forge pokes his head through the door. "Hey Data, you're wanted on the bridge."

Data and La Forge exit the turbolift and Data goes straight to Picard's side.
"We're back at that planet you lied about," says Picard.
"Yeeeaaahhh... we need to leave?" says Data. "Like, yesterday?"
"No way," says Picard. "Spill the fucking tea already."
"I can't. And, it's dangerous to be here, so let's go."
"What's the deal with this planet?" demands Picard.
"Can't say. Was ordered not to."
"Why the hell not?" Picard puts on his conspiracy face. "Did Starfleet contact you, and tell you not to say anything to us?"
"Can't say."
"Who ordered you to not say anything to us?!"
But then Troi-thing enters, and her tea is extra strong.
"You did, sir," replies Data.

WHAAAAA? Dramatic music! Commercial break!

"The fuck?" asks Picard. "Me?"
"Hey, that energy field is getting closer," warns Worf.
Riker starts to tell the crew to do max shields, but Data interrupts to say that max shields will speed up the takeover of the ship, and to vary the shield strength and shape as quickly as possible. And even though Data is being super sketch, Picard still trusts him, and goes with his recommendation.
The energy field tries to match the shifting shields.
Data pretty much gives up the ghost at this point. "So that shield thing will delay the takeover, but it will still happen. The Paxans have better technology than us."
Troi-thing steps forward. "You invaded our system," it says in that weird voice-modulation.
Worf draws his phaser, but Data points out that shooting the Troi-thing will only end in harming Troi.
Geez Worf, don't you know how alien possession by energy ball works?

Time for an exposition dump!
"The Paxans are xenophobes," explains Data. "They don't want contact, and they don't want people to know about them. So they set up a trap around their planet. The energy field stuns everyone on board the invading ship and puts them in stasis."
"That's why our beards didn't grow," La Forge tells Worf.
"Then they move the ship way away from the planet," Data concludes.
"Ah," says Riker. "Then the crew assumes wormhole based on the distance traveled, and goes on their way."
"What went wrong?" asks Picard.
"Me," says Data. "My tech is unknown to them. So I stayed awake."
Flash-back time!
Past-Data is shown activating emergency procedures and creating the shifting shield. Then he tells Majel to basically fill the ship's air with smelling salts.
The crew wakes up.

Data voice-over: "The Paxans can do a bunch of cool energy-manipulation, so they took over Counselor Troi's body to communicate with us."

When Past-Troi-thing stands to talk to Picard and the others, Worf rushes it with a phaser. It breaks his wrist.
Picard puts a stop to the action to talk to Troi-thing.
"You're not allowed to know about us," the Troi-thing tells him. "We tried to put you in stasis and it didn't work. Gonna have to blow you to smithereens now."
"No good," says Picard. "We're part of this vast network of explorers. If you blow us up, someone will come looking for us. More people than you can imagine will know about you. I promise to keep your secret and never tell anyone about you if you just let us go."
"Not gonna happen," argues Troi-thing. "There are 1000-plus people on this ship. Someone will talk."
And now we get to the stalemate:
"Can your stasis stuff affect memory? Like, could you erase the memories of everyone on board? Then no one will know about you, and you can move us and make it look like a wormhole thing."
"Yeah, but it'll take like, one of your days to hit up everyone on board. Also, dude is immune?" Troi-thing points out, looking at Data. "He'd still know."
Picard pauses. "Okay Data: gonna give you a direct order. Don't tell anyone about the Paxans. Not Starfleet, not me." 
"Cool," replies Data.
Picard announces to the bridge crew that they better start erasing all of this crap ASAP from the records.

"So we did," says Present-Data. "I changed the ship's chronometer to show that only 30 seconds had passed, and we erased all of the records and everybody's memories, but you guys started picking threads in the sweater, and the whole thing unraveled."
"And here we are again," says Riker.
"Yeah, gotta blow you up this time," says Paxan-Troi.
"No, wait!" says Picard. "The problem with this time is that little clues were left. It makes for a mystery. Humans love mysteries. We gotta get to the bottom of shit. What say we treat this last time as a dress rehearsal, and we try again, making sure we leave no clues. Things like Crusher's experiment, and Data tinkering with the computer, and his weird behavior. Anyway, can we try again?"
"Eh, I kind of like you," shrugs Paxan-Troi. "Give it another shot."
"Cool," says Picard. "Nobody fuck it up this time!"
The Paxan energy-thing leaves Troi.

Later, the bridge crew wakes up on the floor.
"That was some wormhole," says Data. "You guys were all knocked unconscious for about 30 seconds."
Picard does a quick check: no damage or casualties. Everyone is fine, but they're a ways from where they started.
"Oh yeah," says Picard. "We were gonna check out that class-M planet back there."
"I think it's too dangerous," says Data. "That wormhole was hella unstable. Plus, there might not even be a planet there. Might be a reflection or something from the wormhole."
"Probe?" suggests Riker.
"Sure," shrugs Data.
"Eh, good enough for government," brushes off Picard. "Let's get back on track. Also, call Starfleet and let them know there's a big-ass wormhole there that needs to be avoided."
Knowing close-up on Data...

This is an episode that I like quite a bit. There's good Star Trek stuff here, some fun at the beginning, and the mystery is top-notch: what happens when the guy who is suspected of fishy behavior is actually incapable of lying? (Okay, okay - all of his answers end up being "Can't say," which gets annoying, but still.)
Thing is, when you go over an episode with a fine-toothed comb, you notice stuff that was never explained, or things that warrant more detail, or... well, just plot-holes in general.
The Paxans are a xenophobic culture that secretly diverts possible visitors by making them think that they've gone through a wormhole. As defenses go, that's pretty freaking clever. No need to waste resources on military, or time making threatening gestures, or money building a fucking wall. They just use tech to knock everybody the hell out and tow them to a safe distance. A+.
So that's how we get our mystery and backstory, and both are great. But the problem turns out to be Data, in that he was awake the whole time, and his promise to past-Picard to keep the secret might have worked, had they not inadvertently left clues behind.
And here's where I make McKayla Maroney face and go, "Eh..."

It's the "humans are wonderful and special" thing again. Picard frantically explains to Troi-Paxan that humans are curious, and love mysteries, and getting down to the bottom of them is considered exhilarating. Troi-Paxan is quick to give them another chance to do it right. "You're an interesting species," is how she puts it. "Worthy of a second chance."
I know we can chalk this up to needing to wrap up the episode in the time allotted, but if you were a xenophobe, and carefully diverted a ship from your space with the promise that they would not be back, then showed up on your doorstep right away again, would you take their word for it a second time, or blow them up? My guess is gooey-kablooey, but here she decides to let them go ahead with it. Is Picard really that skilled a diplomat, or are humans just charmed with great luck? Are Worf or Troi or the Bolian barbers ever annoyed that things just magically turn out okay for humans at every turn? I've often found myself muttering that humans are the Gryffindors of the universe, and here they fit the bill again: they win the day "just because." The Dumbledore of this particular universe is the writing staff, awarding extra points to Team Human for farting.

Well done, humans!

So let's set that aside and talk about the problem with Picard's plan. The initial idea wasn't a bad one, as long as Data agreed to not tell future-Picard the truth, or to let anyone know for as long as he continued to function. The trouble lies in that missing time: they wouldn't be missing an hour, but 24 of them. That's a lot of hours to miss. I know that's what set off the "mystery," but think about that for a minute: there's the problem of life going on without them. The moss grows. Pets on board would be hungry and will have probably eliminated all over the floor in their quarters. Worf's wrist will still have been broken and reset. And most telling: Starfleet will have continued to function in that 24 hours. What if they had sent a communique to Picard that went unanswered? When they hit dock again, someone would have noticed that Data had screwed with the chronometers, and asked Picard about it. Oops. And we begin again.
Speaking of beginning again, we end with the Enterprise attempting to cover their tracks a second time in preparation for being knocked out, towed away, and relieved of their memories again. So, if we do the math, that's
- the initial 24 hours that went missing;
- the second 24 hours that now need to be erased as well;
- all of the time between these first two times, when the senior staff were investigating Data - we don't know how long that was, maybe a few hours, but maybe several days.
When they dock again, they'll be missing possibly three or more days. The E crew can try to explain it as wormhole time, but Data claims they were out 30 seconds, not days on end. Would he tell the crew that they had been out for all of those days, instead of half a minute? Starfleet would still ask Data for his report for those days.
"The whole crew was out? Why didn't you contact us? What were you doing those days? Why weren't you bringing the ship back to Federation space in the meantime?"
There are too many variables to cover. I get that they're out in the middle of nowhere, but they're still tied umbilically to Starfleet, who is definitely going to open an investigation as to why 1000+ people are missing a number of days.

A tiny little side thing: Madeline can definitely hear into Hill's office on the holodeck. She heard the glass breaking and guy getting shot, but never ran in to check on Hill or "Gloria" or even react to it. How do I know? Data's phone call initially rang in the front office, and they overheard her answer the phone, which resulted in a quasi-funny moment: "Sorry, there's no Captain Picard here. Try the docks." Picard then called to her to transfer the call into his office. Is the program set so that Madeline doesn't respond to things unless they concern her directly? Why would she not scream, or rattle around outside like she was crawling under her desk, or yell that she was calling the cops? Did the writers temporarily forget she was there?

Despite my objections, this is actually a fairly good episode, with some fun and funny moments. The mystery is solid storytelling, and the intrigue of "is the honest-by-nature guy lying?" is interesting enough to hold the audience's attention.

- Fun Facts:

- This episode came from a spec script from fan Bruce D Arthurs. Michael Piller liked it well enough to offer Arthurs a writer job on the show. The script was then rewritten to take out Wes' part and polish up the dialogue.
- There's a similarity between this episode and the Red Dwarf episode "Thanks For the Memory."
- Director Les Landau used longer, more fluid takes on the flashback scenes to set them apart from the real-time ones.
- This episode is a bottle show.
- First appearance of the mok'bara classes.
- First mention of Nurse Ogawa's first name.
- Picard mentions the Paxans by name during the flashback, despite the fact that Troi-Paxan had not mentioned the name of her people.


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