Warp Speed to Nonsense

Warp Speed to Nonsense
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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

ST:TNG Season Four, Episode Twelve "The Wounded"

ST:TNG Season Four, Episode Twelve "The Wounded"
Production Order: 12
Air Order: 12
Stardate: 44429.6
Original Air Date: January 28, 1991

I don't know why this didn't post on Monday. Oh, well. Happy Wednesday, I guess?




Picard's Log 44429.6: "Doing a mapping thing near Cardassian space, but it's all good, because we signed a peace treaty with them like a year ago."

Picard tells Worf to be on the lookout for a Cardassian patrol ship, which will probably call them to see what they're up to. Riker remarks that the Cardassians are still "skittish" about their borders, even after the treaty. Instead of pointing out that they were at war for a long time and that it takes time to establish trust with a former enemy, Picard tells them a story of Younger, Dumber Picard.
"I was gonna go talk to them per Starfleet's orders, and dropped my shields as a sign of goodwill, but they took out a bunch of my weapons right away. I turned and took off."



"Cardassians have no honor," declares Worf. "I don't trust them."
Troi reminds him that they're all friends now, and they need to establish trust.



Okay agreed, but you gotta start somewhere. Sometimes leaps of faith are required, otherwise you go in circles.
Picard and Riker are amused at this argument.

We switch over to the quarters of the O'Briens, where the Chief and Keiko are eating breakfast.
Can I just say how awesome it is that they didn't just marry off O'Brien and forget he existed in the first place? "Data's Day" fully established the fact that they intended to make Miles a full character in this show and it's fabulous.
There's a little tiny C-plot happening here where Miles and Keiko have grown up eating very different traditional foods, and now that they're sharing meals together on the regular, the discrepancy is obvious. Keiko has been introducing Miles to Japanese foods, and he diplomatically calls it "wonderful, but..."
"I'd like to share some foods with you from my childhood," he suggests.
Of course the foods he names are heavier Irish fare. He reminisces about his mother cooking, and Keiko is surprised.
"She cooked? She touched real meat? Really?"
"Yeah, she didn't believe in the replicator. Thought real food was more nutritious. I have to use the replicator, though. I'll make you something special for dinner tonight."
She agrees, but looks wary.



There's some sexual innuendo, and suddenly the ship rocks and there's sounds of weapons fire.
"The hell?" asks Miles.
"Red alert," calls Majel.

We switch to the bridge. Picard is cool as a cucumber and Worf reports in damage done by the weapon before the shields went up. Looks like a repeat of the story of Lil' Picard. The Cardassian ship is not answering hails.
"Fire back, but only hit their shields and engines," says Picard. It's clear he isn't interested in taking the little patrol ship down, just trying to get them to sit the hell down and talk.
It works. Worf fires phasers and does a bit of damage to their shields.
And suddenly, the patrol ship is willing to talk.



"I'm Gul Macet of the Trager. And I fired on you because we're at war."
"Um, no? We have a treaty."
"Did. But two days ago a Federation ship fired on an unarmed Cardassian science station and blew it all to kingdom come. So, we're at war again."
Picard pauses. This is pretty shitty news. "Okay, look: I'm gonna check on this claim, talk to my bosses, and get back to you in an hour." Macet seems unwilling. "Or, I could blow you to kingdom come. You know that's what's gonna happen if your little patrol ship keeps firing on us. You're outgunned."
Macet concedes.

Dramatic music! Opening credits break!

Ugh, I forgot early Cardassians wore those stupid helmets.


In the ready room, Picard calls an admiral and gets the bad news: yep, a Federation ship - the Phoenix - destroyed a Cardassian science station two days ago. (And we're just now hearing about it?) The Phoenix is captained a guy named Ben Maxwell.
Picard is confused. "That guy is one of Starfleet's most decorated captains."
"Yeah, and you're the nearest ship, so go into Cardassian space and check it out. The Cardassians have agreed to give you safe passage, but you gotta take Macet and some of his guys as a show of good faith. Here's the thing: we don't have the resources to go do a sustained conflict again, so you have to protect the peace at all costs, okay?"
Picard agrees and hangs up, but that "at all costs" thing is worrying. It means some shit will go down, and it'll probably end in this Sophie's Choice moment for Picard. Ugh.



Picard goes to the bridge to break the news to Riker, Data, Troi and Worf.
"So we're gonna have three Cardassians on board - Macet and two underlings. We're gonna look for the Phoenix together and share info and stuff. They're guests."
"I don't want to give them free roam," says Worf. "I want to post security Golds in the more sensitive areas of the ship."
Okay, that's reasonable. Picard balks, thinking that the Cardassians might take exception to that, but Riker agrees - the Cardassians don't need to go everywhere.
"Okay," says Picard. "but tell your people that the Cardassians are guests." He turns to Troi. "Watch our people. Some of them might be nervous with these guests on board."
He asks Data if anyone on the E served with Ben Maxwell.
"Yeah," says Data. "Chief O'Brien."
Shocker.



Macet and the two aides are met by Riker and Troi in the transporter room. Macet introduces his guys as Glinn Daro and Glinn Telle. (Glinn being a title like Gul.) Everybody does their nods and Riker introduces O'Brien to them, who is running the transporter. Nods all around again, and Troi studies O'Brien. They head out, and Troi glances at O'Brien again.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!



Picard, Riker and La Forge meet with Macet and the two glinns in the Obs Lounge. Geordi says they can scan about one sector a day in their search, but they haven't found the Phoenix yet.
"You have no idea if the ship is even here," says Macet icily.
Riker returns his frosty tone. "No, sir. We have no idea where the ship might be, but we thought checking its last know location might be a good place to start."
"Yeah, how do I know you're looking all that hard for your own ship?"
Picard is tired of this, and gives Macet a stiff smile. "I know you're worried, but we're sharing this info with you as we get it. You're not being left out of any meetings or anything. And in order to help us figure out what's going on, I've asked in Chief O'Brien, who served with Captain Maxwell on the ship Rutledge."
The camera pans out, and we see that O'Brien is sitting further down the table.



Picard adds some exposition: "So, I understand that Maxwell's whole family was killed in a raid on Setlik III?"
"Yeah, the Cardassians did a sneak attack on the outpost and killed 100 civilians," O'Brien confirms.
"Oh, so he's after revenge?" asks Macet.
O'Brien is rankled. "Hell no! Maxwell wouldn't do that!"
Picard puts a stop to the argument before it begins. "Dude, we're just doing facts right now, no guessing."
Worf interrupts over the comm system. "Found the Phoenix."
They all head for the bridge. The two glinns and O'Brien aren't needed there, so they share a lift to other decks.
Daro decides to break the ice by complimenting Picard.
O'Brien agrees stiffly.
Daro tries again: "Hey, our transporters are pretty old-school. Could you tell me about yours?"
Dude is making the effort to be friendly. Good for him.
"I need to ask Commander La Forge if that's okay first."
"No problem," says Daro. "In the meantime, we're going to Ten Forward. Wanna come with us?"
O'Brien is pissed. "If my commanding officers tell me to tell you about transporter tech and Captain Maxwell, I will. But who I spend my free time with, that's my business."
Wow. Rude.
The lift opens, and O'Brien gets out. The glinns exchange a look like, Well, crap.



On the bridge, the E crew tells Picard and Macet where they found the Phoenix.
"Let's go to that spot and have a chat with Maxwell," says Picard.
"Hey," says Macet. "We're still a ways away. What say you give us some info on how to find the official position, then some of my guys can go in and keep him there?"
"Not gonna happen," smiles Picard. "Maxwell took out an unarmed science station, and if we send in more Cardassians to detain him, we'll have another conflict on our hands. We'll go in ourselves, thanks. Pretty sure you'd want the same if the position was reversed."
Yeah, Macet doesn't seem to agree.



It's dinnertime in the O'Brien quarters, and Miles is serving a potato casserole. Keiko looks uncertain, but open to trying it out. Miles is singing a song, and she asks about it.
"It's an old song called "The Minstrel Boy" that we used to sing on the Rutledge." He sings it for her, and song about a minstrel boy going to war. "Captain Maxwell liked that song, and I guess thinking about him lately has brought it back to memory." He pauses. "You know, when I was in that meeting earlier I could tell some people still don't like the Cardassians."
You mean like you, Minstrel Boy?
"Eh, that's to be expected," says Keiko fairly. "War lasted a long time. You don't just end a war and become instant buddies."
"I think people should be able to give that hatred up," he says.
And I'm over here like


"Didn't you fight the Cardassians?" she asks.
"A few little skirmishes under Maxwell," he admits. "But I feel fine about it."
And she smiles at him in a way that says, "You're so full of shit, honey."



On the bridge, Picard and Macet are checking out where the Phoenix is. The chart shows the Phoenix, but just numbers for another ship. And unfortunately, the Phoenix is chasing it.
"Looks like a Cardassian supply ship," says Data.
"How do you know that?" demands Macet.
"We... just know," says Picard evasively.
"You know how to read our transponder codes," Macet accuses.



Which must suck, because that's what he asked Picard for earlier.
"Worf, page the Phoenix and tell them to stand down. Make it really serious, so they know we're not fucking around." Picard turns to the now-suspicious Macet, because this transponder thing makes him look bad. "We'll get them. And you'll be here to also see that we are not fucking around."
Macet asks Data to show him where there are other ships in the area, then points out one of them. "That's a warship. If you give me the transponder codes for the Phoenix, the warship can detain the Phoenix sooner than we can. Or, you know... you can stand there while the supply ship becomes a smear in space."
Picard asks Worf if the Phoenix has responded, and when Worf replies that it has not, Picard chews his tongue, then tells Worf to give the transponder codes of the Phoenix to the warship.
"The warship will be able to take their shields down," argues Worf. "They will become the space smear."
At all costs.
"Just do it," Picard tells Worf.
Worf looks so pleased. He's probably updating his resume when he gets off duty.

Dramatic music! Very serious shot of Picard! Commercial break!



Picard asks Data to put up the weapons ranges of both the warship and the Phoenix, which are about equal. When they overlap, the warship opens fire and the Phoenix takes damage. The Phoenix powers up weapons, and... makes the warship a space smear.
"Whoa, shit," says Macet.
"Whoa, shit," says Picard. "What kinds of weapons does the supply ship have?"
"Like, Swiss Army knives."
Data says "The Phoenix is firing on the -"
Space smear.



Macet quietly tells Picard that the combined casualties just now were about 650 Cardassians.
"How long until we get there?" Picard asks Data.
"Seventeen hours," says Data.
"Hurry the fuck up," Picard tells the navigator, who bumps it up to warp nine.
Macet stalks from the bridge.



Picard goes to the transporter room to talk to O'Brien about Maxwell. When questioned about losing his family, O'Brien says Maxwell seemed to take it okay, probably broken up about it in private, but never missing duty because of it, and always seeming to have a joke or a smile for everyone.
"I don't think he'd take vengeance on anyone," says the chief emphatically. "He'd have his reasons for doing something. You should be investigating the Cardassians, not Maxwell."
"He just killed 600-plus Cardassians," Picard relays.
O'Brien is taken aback, but doubles down on the idea that Maxwell always has a good reason for doing things the way he does them.
"Thing is," says O'Brien, "you should watch the Cardassians. They're sneaky as shit."
Oh, Miles. You don't sound racist at all. Especially when you use phrases like "that Cardassian" and "those people."
"You don't like Cardassians?" asks Picard.
"I like them okay."
"I think," says Picard thoughtfully, "that when you live with anger long enough, you get comfortable with it, and eventually you forget what it's like to not feel that way."
Is he talking about O'Brien or Maxwell?



O'Brien is sitting at the bar in Ten Forward when Daro sits a few seats away and orders kanar, a Cardassian alcohol. Miles asks if he can join Daro and in response, Daro asks if he wants another ale.
In light of the fact that everything in Ten Forward is free, "buying" someone a drink doesn't really have the same weight when you're simply requesting another one from the bartender for them, but whatever. Miles offered an olive branch, and Daro will take that shit.
Miles remarks that he could never acquire a taste for kanar, and Daro admits that it "takes some getting used to." Lol, like ale?
I like Daro. He seems like a good guy, looking to bury some hatchets and move forward with the complicated humans of the Federation. He wants to be tech-nerd buddies with O'Brien.
"Soooo... sorry I was an ass in the turbolift," says Miles.
"This has been pretty hard on all of us. I'll be happier when I can be back on my own ship," admits Daro.
Miles says that he hadn't thought of it like that. He takes a sip of his drink and dives in. "Maxwell and I were on Setlik III the morning after the attack. There was pretty much no one left alive."
Daro offers the other half of the story: "It was a shitty mistake. We were told the outpost was a launching spot for a huge attack against us."



Miles goes on like he didn't hear Daro: "There were only a few people left alive on the far side of the outpost, and I was sent out there with others to back them up. I was with a group of women and children, and the Cardassians were advancing, killing people in the streets. Two soldiers came in. I stunned one and struggled with the other. A woman threw me a phaser and I fired on the soldier. It was set at maximum, and he disintegrated in front of me. I had never killed anything, not even a mosquito." He stands up. "It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became because of you."
He stalks out of Ten Forward while Daro watches, a bit sadly.



Worf hauls Glinn Telle onto the bridge and announces that he found Telle dicking around on a computer terminal, accessing their weapons info.
"No way!" yells Telle. "I was only checking out their interface because it's better than ours! I didn't know what was in those files!"
Macet is seething. Even if Telle is being honest, he's made them look bad in front of their hosts.
"You're an idiot, and you had no business going near their computers. You're confined to quarters for the rest of this journey."
Picard requests that Worf escort Telle back to his quarters, and Worf does so gladly. No love lost there. They were yelling at each other, calling one another "Klingon" and "Cardassian."



Macet asks to speak to Picard alone in the ready room, and they do so.
"I'm sorry. Telle will be properly punished when we get back."
"Do what you think is necessary," shrugs Picard. "I think of the issue as being closed."
"That's pretty generous. I'd be more pissed off if I were in your place."
"People worked hard to bring us peace," says Picard. "I don't want to screw up their hard work."
Macet smiles. "I don't either. There are people who want war and need it, but I'm not one of them. I don't think you are, either. Let's make sure the peace continues with us."
Data pages Picard to say that they've found the Phoenix, and they'll be there in twenty minutes.

Dramatic music, even though this doesn't seem to be a terribly dramatic moment! Commercial break!



Picard's Log 44431.7: "Got a hold of Maxwell. He's going to come onboard."

Maxwell beams over. He's warm and friendly with Riker and compliments him on his work with the Borg, then notices O'Brien. They're old buddies and excited to see one another, and Maxwell compliments O'Brien to Riker as well. So far, this guy is lovely.
Riker tells Maxwell that they'll go see Picard and Maxwell turns a bit grave.
"Yeah, we have some things to talk about."
But he winks at O'Brien on his way out.



Riker takes Maxwell to the ready room, and then is dismissed. The captains shake hands and Maxwell breaks the ice by saying that Picard probably thinks he's crazy.
"I was so glad when I found out Starfleet sent you, because you know what's it's really like out here."
Picard is not getting pulled into a buddy-buddy situation with a dude who just sent 650 Cardassians to meet their maker. "I don't know what would possess you to do such a thing."
Maxwell leans forward like he's gonna tell Picard a good story. "Yeah, well get this: the Cardassians are arming for another go. The science station? Not for science. It was a military supply depot."
"How do you know?"
"Contacts."
"What contacts? Where is your proof? Did you document anything?"
"I just know, okay? I know them. A science station doesn't make any sense for that location. But a military transport depot does. It's within spitting distance of three Federation sectors."
"Why the hell didn't you report this to Starfleet?"
"You know that system. I'd report it, and officials would sit on their hands for six months, discussing if it was true or not. Nothing would happen."
Dammit, this is still a thing in the 24th century? Get your shit together, Terrans.



"Why did you do it? Who did you think this would benefit? You killed almost 700 people."
Maxwell seems to decide that he and Picard are no longer buddies, and he says, "Seems musty in here, like a bureaucrat's office."
Dude, your tinfoil hat is showing.
"The peace treaty was a stall tactic, meant to give them time to regroup," says Maxwell.
"You used to have all of these principles, and you've abandoned them."
"Not true!" insists Maxwell.
"I think you killed those people because of what happened to your family," suggests Picard.
"You're very foolish. When the Federation finds out what the Cardassians are up to, I'll be vindicated, and you'll be seen as a fool. What are you going to do about what the Cardassians are doing?"
"It does't matter," says Picard.
"Why the hell not?"
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING, MAXWELL.
"Come with me," says Maxwell. "We'll board a supply ship, and you'll see -"
"Not doing that," says Picard. "You're gonna go back to your ship, and then we will go back to Federation space together. Those are Starfleet's orders. I'm being nice and allowing you to retain command of your ship for this voyage. Otherwise, I'm gonna toss your ass in the brig. Got it?"
Maxwell, sensing that the game is over, quietly says "yes, Captain."
He is escorted back to the transporter room by Worf, and Picard stubbornly turns his back on Maxwell to stare out the window.



The E is escorting the Phoenix back to the nearest starbase, and they're a little over three hours away from the border when Data reports that the Phoenix is changing course.
"The hell?" asks Macet.
"The hell?" asks Picard. "Worf, hail the Phoenix and ask Maxwell what the hell!"
"Yeah, he's not picking up," reports Worf.
"He's going to warp nine," says Data. "And he's heading for a Cardassian ship. At our current speed, we won't catch up to him before he reaches that other ship."
Picard orders the conn to jump to war nine as well, and he asks Macet what that other ship might be.
"Probably supply," says Macet.
Because the Cardassians only have warships or supply ships.
Riker reveals that Maxwell said O'Brien was his tactical officer on the Rutledge, and Picard has O'Brien paged to the bridge.



When O'Brien arrives on the bridge, they've rolled up on the Cardassian ship and the Phoenix. The Phoenix's weapons are not powered up.
"What about the Cardassian ship?" asks Picard.
"Dunno," says Data. "We don't have the ability to access that. But it does have a pretty big subspace field around it."
Picard and Riker exchange a glance.
Picard goes to O'Brien. "Maxwell is putting me in the shitty position of maybe having to fire on him. Can you help me here?"
"Maxwell calling," announces Worf.
Maxwell comes onscreen. "Picard, board the ship. You'll see that I'm telling you the truth."
"Are you shitting me right now?" demands Picard. "Nobody is boarding any Cardassian ships. Get your ass back over here. You're going in the brig."
"Board the ship or I'll blow it up," warns Maxwell.



He shuts off the viewscreen, puts up his shields, and powers up his weapons.
"If Maxwell feels like his back is against the wall, he'll strike," puts in O'Brien. "Let me beam over and talk to him."
"He won't lower his shields for that," says Riker.
"Nah, but I know those transporters and shields," says O'Brien. "There's like, a fiftieth of a second where I can beam over in the shield cycle. No biggie."
He's talking about it like it's a hallway he can stroll down, instead of being like trying to squeeze around two side-by-side grocery carts at the store aisle.



Maxwell is in his ready room, staring out the window at the E, when the door chimes. He yells "not now!" but O'Brien strolls in anyway. Maxwell dives for a phaser and holds it on O'Brien.
"O'Brien, WTF?"
"Thought we might be able to talk our way out of this, sir," says O'Brien calmly.
"Great. Talk to Picard instead. Get him to board that ship."
"He won't do it," says O'Brien.
Man, imagine being this dude. Yesterday he just wanted to stop eating Japanese food for every meal. Today he's stuck mediating between his two favorite captains, and knowing where each draws their lines in the sand, and that neither will relent to the other. If he's really, really lucky, tomorrow he can complain about plankton loaf again.



"What's happening to this war?" asks Maxwell, stressed.
"There isn't one," O'Brien replies.
"Yes, there is!" Maxwell insists. "The Cardassians love war! They gotta have it!"
O'Brien snorts derisively. "Everybody thinks that about their enemies. They probably think the same thing about us."
"But we're not like them!" insists Maxwell. "We don't do sneak attacks or butcher innocents!"
Ohhh, honey. Yes, you do. For all the talk of peaceful exploration, you know some part of the Federation probably engages in shady shit. They just don't tell you about it. Also, you just blew away like 700 people. You don't have a leg to stand on here.
He's kind of torn up about his kids, even though he doesn't say it outright. Instead, he and O'Brien reminisce about a crew member that died on Setlik III during their mission.
"What was the song he used to sing?" asks Maxwell.
O'Brien starts singing The Minstrel Boy and Maxwell joins in. But O'Brien sings the last line by himself as Maxwell stares off into the distance, framed by quiet red alert lighting.



There's a pause, and Maxwell accepts his fate, as hard as it is to swallow. "I'm not going to win this one, am I, Chief?"
"No, sir."



Picard's Log, supplemental: "Maxwell turned his ship over to his first officer and has been confined to quarters over here. Taking the Phoenix to the starbase."

In the Obs Lounge, O'Brien is debriefed by Picard and Macet. We don't really see any of it, and O'Brien gets up to leave.
"I just wanna say, that Maxwell was an awesome person to serve under, and while I know he's wrong now, I'm still proud to have served with him."
Picard nods and thanks O'Brien for doing a good job. O'Brien leaves.



"Wow, that dude is loyal," remarks Macet.
"Maxwell earned the loyalty that his crew gave him," corrects Picard. "And he was twice honored in war with the Federation's highest award. If he can't find a place for himself in peaceful times, we can pity him, but we won't dismiss him."
Ah, shades of "The Hunted."
"It's nice that you like Maxwell," says Macet, "But I'm really okay with him being locked up."
Macet turns to leave.
"Oh hey, Macet."
The Cardassian turns back.
"Maxwell was right," says Picard. "That's a dumb place for a science station, but a great place for a transport depot. And your "supply ships" all have high-energy fields that scramble signal readers."
Macet splutters. "Well then, why didn't you board that ship and see for yourself?"
"I was told to keep the peace at all costs. And if I had checked that ship, the peace would have been gone, and we would not be having this cozy chat now." Macet starts to give some weak-kneed response, but Picard interrupts again. "Go back and tell your fucking superiors that we'll be watching you."
And then he swivels his chair around like a badass. Because fuck the Cardassians.


I really like this episode. It's not just because I like the Cardassians as a villain, and not just because I like Miles and Keiko. It's those things and more. It's the fleshing out of O'Brien as a character, seeing him in his downtime with his new wife, and how he interacts with her and Maxwell and some tertiary characters that he doesn't like.
But mostly it's the writing. Picard is being nice to the Cardassians because of a treaty, but they drop the bombshell on him that a rogue Starfleet captain is hunting Cardassian ships and destroying them without a known cause. Picard is embarrassed to find this to be true. Cardassians are invited to come on board while he tracks down the Phoenix and confronts Maxwell. The Cardassians attempt to be friendly. It's awkward on both sides. Miles seems to hover back and forth on his opinions of the Cardassians, being rude, then apologizing, and finally admitting his problem with them. In the end, Maxwell is caught, tries to explain his conspiracy theory and is ultimately brought in to face charges of blowing up a bunch of Cardassian ships. There's an amazing, quiet, powerful moment where O'Brien and Maxwell reminisce about earlier times, and Maxwell accepts his fate: he will not be believed or vindicated here. Before the Cardassians beam back over to their ship, Picard confronts the captain and tells him that Maxwell was most likely right, but Picard has opted instead to not call them out publicly. He will keep the peace, and Maxwell will most likely be punished, but the odds are good that Picard will tell the upper echelons of Starfleet what the Cardassians are doing.
No one is black or white here, simply gradations of grey. Daro is looking for common ground with the humans he will be spending time with. Telle seemed sincere in his protests that he was only interested in looking at the computer interface. Miles shifted back and forth with his opinions. Maxwell was all over the place. And the show seems to like to walk the line concerning how squeaky clean the Federation is. "We're the good guys but... you know... nobody's that good."

That grey area leads us straight back to O'Brien. Here we have a character who, until last week, had been another Nurse Chapel: one line or so, maybe on a weekly basis, but no more. Last week he got married. This week he leads a full life with a new wife, an interesting backstory, and a new revelation that he's racist. But he claims he isn't. But then he'll be racist again. And then we learn why. Does the fact that he has a reason for being racist excuse the fact that he is? Not even a little bit. But it does flesh things out. hate does not exist in a vacuum. Nobody wakes up one morning and thinks, "Huh. I really hate (specific group of people)." There's a reason why people hate other people, and then extend that hate out to others of the same group. Even in cases where someone can't pinpoint the moment because they were simply raised that way, the reason behind it is that they were taught that hate. It's never just a cut and dry "because." In O'Brien's case, he claims that he has no problems with the idea of the Cardassians, and attempts to convince his wife, his boss, and a Cardassian at the Ten Forward bar of this, but then also admits to some PTSD concerning an event that happened to involve the Cardassians. "I hate what I became because of you." That's a bit more complicated. He both does and does not blame the Cardassians or the war.
Maxwell is similar. He claims that the deaths of his family at the hands of the Cardassians was not the basis for anything he is doing now, but he still makes some racist remarks. He doesn't trust them. And horribly, his instincts were right rather than being way off base. Does this mean he'll be celebrated when he returns to Earth? Nope. Starfleet and the Federation are not like that. There is no "glorious honor of the Federation." If you break the rules, you face the consequences, regardless of the outcome. Might your sentence be lightened? Sure, but you're not getting away scot-free. The crew of the original Enterprise stole a Klingon ship, and even though they saved Earth, Kirk still got his slap on the wrist. A demotion was technically what he wanted, so it's not like he learned any kind of lesson ("don't steal Klingon ships"). So Maxwell, if not given jail time for killing a bunch of Cardassians, will at least lose his commission.
It begs the question: what will happen now?
Will Maxwell's crew back him up in stating that they also believed that the Cardassians were gearing up for more conflict? Will Picard? Will this lessen whatever punishment they throw at him? And what will happen to the information? Will it be covered up, tossed in some dusty filing cabinet in San Francisco? Will it be given to some kind of secret Federation investigation team?
The writing of this episode had parallels to other work that I liked. The question of how Maxwell's case might be handled reminded me of The One With The Whales, where Kirk receives his lighter-than-light consequence; and Picard talking to Macet about people who struggle to find a place in society in peaceful times reminded me of the TNG episode "The Hunted." Nicely done but a bit more subtle was the fact that Picard ended both of his conversations with Maxwell and Macet by firmly turning his back on them to stare out of the window.

A thing I wished had been different:
When the admiral tells Picard that he must protect the peace at all costs, he mentions that "the Federation cannot afford another sustained conflict." In truth, I assumed that because he did not mention it by name, he was talking about the war with the Cardassians, since it had ended only a year earlier. What he was actually talking about however, was the conflict with the Borg at Wolf 359. Admiral Haden was guilting Picard into keeping the peace by laying it on and reminding Picard that his being kidnapped by the Borg had cost them quite a bit. Truthfully? I wish they had mentioned Wolf 359 by name. In this way, Picard's choices might have felt more loaded than just cautious. It added a layer of tension to the episode after I read that, and I was sorry that the writers had not been more clear about what Haden was referring to in the first place.

Raised more questions than answered:
- If O'Brien stunned one Cardassian, then why did that woman hand him a phaser that was fully dialed to Disintegrate? Didn't he already have a phaser in his hand that he had used to stun the other Cardassian?
- Miles and Keiko are presented as very different cultures (and truth be told, kind of stereotypical ones). In the 24th century, we have put aside our differences and formed a planet-wide government. My question is, have those different cultures been preserved through stubbornness, or have they become blended? Surely, Miles and Keiko being specific archetypes for their ethnicities means that there are still very separate cultural identities on Earth in the 24th century. South Park imagined a "melting pot" scenario where people from the future are all beige and speak a blended language. Yet, in Star Trek's vision of the future, cultures seem to be preserved in a kind of "differences are beautiful" manner. I'm not complaining - just seems like there would be more bleed-over.


- Fun Facts:

- This episode is similar to TOS' "The Doomsday Machine" in that it features two captains losing their shit and needing to be talked down from hunting their "white whale."
- "The Minstrel Boy" was written for the 1798 rebellion of United Irishmen. It will come up again in one of O'Brien's final moments on DS9.
- In the final, unedited scene where Picard confronts Macet, he says "We know. We'll be watching. And we'll be ready." The aired version stops after "watching."
- First appearance of the Cardassians.
- First appearance of kanar.
- Third appearance of Marc Alaimo, who plays Macet.
- Michael Westmore based the look of the Cardassians on an abstract painting he had seen of a woman with a spoon shape on her forehead.
- We'll never see those weird helmets or Macet's style of facial hair again. Fortunately.
- Other than season 2, this is the only time that Gates McFadden did not appear in an episode.
-  Actor Marco Rodriguez (Telle) looked oddly familiar. Turns out we've seen him before:


He plays the drone disguised as Captain Paul Rice, a friend of Riker, in "The Arsenal of Freedom." (You remember that shit, right? "What's the name of your ship, Riker?" "The Lollipop. It's a good ship.")



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Monday, January 15, 2018

ST:TNG Season Three, Episode Eighteen "Allegiance"

ST:TNG Season Three, Episode Eighteen "Allegiance"
Production Order: 18
Air Order: 18
Stardate: 43714.1
Original Air Date: March 26, 1990



Picard's Log 43714.1: "We killed this plague thing on this one planet, and now we're gonna go meet up with the USS Hood."

Picard is in his quarters, chillaxing in a chair with a book when he decides to take a nap. He stretches out and closes his eyes, just in time to miss some kind of floating blue rectangle block thing that hovers over him, takes a scan, and then he glows blue and disappears.
On the bridge, Data tells Riker that there's a weird energy coming from Picard's quarters. A page to the captain gets no response. Worf calls for a security contingent to meet him at Picard's quarters.
Picard wakes up on a slab. He's in a room with three more slabs, two more people, and one of those tall metal heaters that restaurants turn on for customers who are foolish enough to eat on the patio when it's cold as balls outside.
Picard tries to call someone on his comm badge, but there's no response.



In the meantime, Worf busts into Picard's quarters. Surprisingly, Picard is there. With his book and a booze.
"How come your security contingency is all up in my space?" he asks.

Dramatic music! Opening credits break!



Picard walks around the metal patio heater. One of the other people seems to be asleep, while the other one meditates deeply. Or, you know, deeply enough that he doesn't realize there's a dude walking around the room. Or maybe he doesn't care. Whatever.
Picard approaches the sleeping person, possibly with the intent to wake her up, but instead he puts his hand on her throat like he's going to choke her? WTH?
Anyway, she wakes up startled, because some stranger is choking her, and there's a weird moment where's she's like who the fuck is choking me and why? and he's all startled, because why the fuck did he think grabbing her throat was a good idea? He steps back and she sees that he's a Starfleet captain, and now she's all flustered, because she's clearly a cadet from the Academy, and I guess if a Starfleet captain wants to choke you out, maybe you're supposed to let them?
I'm at a loss here.
He introduces himself to her, and she says she's Mitena Haro, a first year. She's all starry-eyed, because it sounds like the Academy professors talk about Picard in class. She names off some of the stuff he's done.



They've sufficiently "woken" the meditating guy, who says he's Kova Tholl.
They start sharing info. Neither of the others know why they're here, or where "here" is. Haro has been here three days, and was studying by herself at school when she fainted and woke up in this room. Tholl was meditating by himself when he also passed out. He's been here twelve days.



Their captors have never shown up or made themselves known. Picard goes to the patio heater again, and Tholl reaches into the stem to pull out a red urinal cake.
"It's edible," he says, "but I wouldn't call it food."
Picard takes a bite and comes to the same conclusion. Then he tries a wall panel.
"Yeah, I wouldn't touch that," says Tholl. "I tried to before, and they shot some kind of energy beam at me as punishment. Crazy-painful."



Other Picard enters the bridge. Riker tells him they'll meet up with the Hood in 36 hours, and Picard starts talking to Data about some nearby pulsar.
"We should go there," says Other Picard.
"We can be there in half an hour at warp 7," says Wes.
"Cool," says Other Picard. "Let's go at warp 2 instead."
"Um, that'll take 31 hours."
"Awesome. Make that shit so."
"Okay?" interjects Riker. "We're gonna be late to meet the Hood?"
"Probably," shrugs Other Picard.
Riker glances at Worf. "Will you tell the Hood we'll be late?"
"Nooo," says Other Picard. "All communications with other ships need to go through me first. Also, Riker, can I see you privately?"
"O...kay?" replies Riker.
So just that we're all on the same page: when you're supposed to meet someone, you should skip out on it, and also not inform them that you will be late. And also, you're not allowed to talk to anyone else without telling Other Picard.
He's kind of an asshole.



Riker and Other Picard go into the ready room, but not before Riker and Data exchange WTF? looks. Then Data exchanges a WTF? look with Worf, because WTF?
In the ready room, Other Picard talks to Riker about how sometimes he has captain's privilege and isn't allowed to tell Riker about top-secret stuff, even though he really, really wants to, and Riker's all "yeah, I guess that's happened before," and Other Picard is all, "Cool, I can't really talk to you about shit for the next few days, okay?" And Riker says that's fine, and when questioned about it, Riker responds that the crew knows that's sometimes a thing, and they'll comply as well.
"Awesome," says Other Picard as Riker exits.



Back in The Room, Picard is attempting to use the wall panel to tap out beeps in the first six prime numbers, to let their captors know that they're intelligent.
"That's dumb," says Tholl. "They're probably watching us talk on some closed-circuit tv. They know we're not unintelligent."
"I need to communicate with them," Picard insists, "to find out why we're here."
"We're here because they want us," sighs Tholl.
Spoilers: Tholl is a Debbie Downer asshole.
"Yeah, but why us specifically? Are you special?" Picard asks Haro.
"Not really," she shrugs. "I'm good with field coils, like engine propulsion? But if they wanted me for that, why would they take a cadet and not a real engineer?"
"Dunno. Hey, don't your people have some ongoing problems with (this other species that has nothing to do with this story)?"
"Yeah," says Haro. "But I don't think this is (that species)."
"My people don't have any enemies," says Tholl smugly.
Good for you, Tholl. Your race bought the universe a Coke.
"Fuck off," says Picard. "You guys get steamrollered by someone else every fifty years or so."
They get into a brief argument about nonviolence and letting someone comfort you for the sake of maintaining peace, when there's a whirring noise and another dude appears.
I'm pretty sure he's the lovechild between Pumba from The Lion King and a Tolkien orc.



Dude immediately pulls a knife on them. The others flinch, but Picard steps forward.
"No! Hey! We won't harm you! We're also captives, and we have no idea who kidnapped us, and we're just trying to get home, and again, no one is going to hurt you."
Which is what should have happened when Picard beamed over here: you tell that person everything you know in the first breath.
"I don't trust you," says the new guy. Still brandishing a knife.
"You don't get a choice," Picard says. "Also, were you kidnapped from Chalna?"
The knife goes away. "You know my planet?"
"Yeah, I was the captain of the Stargazer, and we went there once."
And that's seriously how Picard breaks up a knife fight. He just says he visited this guy's hometown one time like ten years ago, and the guy's like, "Okay, cool, I won't hack a hole in your torso with a serrated switchblade."



Back on the E, a bunch of our senior bridge crew are having their weekly poker night. Other Picard comes in, and he asks Geordi about the operating efficiency of the engines. He asks if Geordi might be able to bump it up about 2% more. Geordi says his luck sucks now anyway, and leaves to get that freaking 2%. The others offer to deal in Picard, but he says he wants to watch, which is... who watches a poker game? After Troi wins the next hand, Other Picard asks if he can talk with her in the corridor.
"How is the crew feeling after I switched our course?"
"Um, fine? Nobody has any problems with it. They have full confidence in you."
"If it falters," he asks, "will you let me know?"
"Haven't I always?" she asks, confused.
"Yeah, just let me know."
He walks off, and she goes back to her game.



In The Room, our captives are playing "Getting To Know You" and "Who Kidnapped Us?" The guy with the Pumba/orc face is named Esoqq, and he says that he's slain all of his enemies. He and Tholl get into a heated argument about who is more civilized and whether or not that's a good thing. Picard tells them the argument is pointless, and Tholl fires back with a question as to how long the Federation has been having issues with the Romulans.
"A long-ass time, fuck off," replies Picard.
Esoqq goes to the patio heater and takes a urinal cake. When he asks about it, Picard tells him it's food. Esoqq licks it, declares it poison.
"How long until you have to eat?" Picard asks him, as he threatens to eat Tholl.
"Three or four days," growls Esoqq.



There's a short scene here where Other Picard is talking to Crusher in her officer. He's apparently gone to her a month before his annual exams and actually asked to have it early.
"You're very healthy," Crusher tells him. "But why are you here?'
"Eh, you always cajole me into coming, I figured I'd give you a break from that for once."
She smiles and tells him he can go back to work.
On his way out, he turns and asks if she wants to have dinner with him tonight. She assumes it's casual, and that it'll be in Ten Forward, but he says no, in his quarters, which is more intimate.
"Well, aren't you full of surprises today!" she says.



Picard and Tholl start an argument as to whether escape is necessary. Tholl points out that they haven't been mistreated, so they should just stay put. Picard points out that Esoqq will starve sooner rather than later, so they should work together to get out.
"Whatever," shrugs Tholl. "I'm not helping you."
The other three go to the wall panel. Esoqq punches through the front piece, and Haro says she can rewire it to open the door. But when she does her thing, the door opens one inch, slams shut again, then some laser or something above the door bathes them in green light, and they writhe on the floor in pain.
"Told you so," says Tholl dickishly.
"Hey, thanks," says Picard's face.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!



Other Picard and Crusher have their date, and we advance the will they/won't they arc a bit. They dance around the idea of being together, which Other Picard says he wants, but Crusher says she likes just being friends for now. He put on romantic music and asks her to dance. She says she thought he didn't dance, and he replies that he does on special occasions.
So they dance, and talk some more, and then they kiss, but he abruptly tells her that she should probably leave. He's polite and doesn't seem upset, but he goes to the wall and opens the door and just stands there.
"Um, okay?" she says, confused.
She leaves.



We've now reached the point in every captive story where everyone turns on each other. Esoqq accuses Tholl being the captor, as he knew that messing with the equipment would get a person zapped. Tholl accuses Esoqq of being the captor, as he was the last to appear. Haro is accused of fucking up the rewiring, Picard is accused of ordering people around. Haro comes to Picard's defense, stating all of the stuff he's done, to no avail. The others don't care. They all argue and turn on one another, verbally.



Riker's Log, supplemental: "We're still 18 hours away from that pulsar, and now the captain has slowed us to half-impulse power. Nobody knows why."

Riker and Troi sit at a table in Ten Forward.
"This is fucking weird," says Riker. "Why did we just leave a mission to crawl toward a pulsar?"
"He does seem kind of detached," admits Troi.
Picard comes in and starts handing out compliments like candy. Then he buys a round of ale for the whole bar, which is extra weird, because I'm pretty sure everything in Ten Forward is free. He offers up a toast to "the best crew in Starfleet."
Then he starts then singing a fucking song and gets the others to join in. Worf and Geordi look weirded out and mumble the words.
"This is batshit crazy," Riker tells Troi.



Riker invites the senior officers to his quarters to discuss Picard's odd behavior. They each share the weird encounters they've had with him lately, and come close to comparing it to the episode where he was possessed by an alien ("Lonely Among Us"). When it's Crusher's turn, she tells them she had a strange date with Picard, and his physical results were pretty much the exact same as last time, which shouldn't be possible. She and Troi agree that he seems to be going out of his way to prove that he's not crazy, just so that they won't think that later. It's more than a little sociopathic, tbh.
Data points out that they haven't figured out what that energy spike was in Picard's quarters a little while ago.
"None of this is enough to justify mutiny," says Worf.
"Nobody is mutinying," Riker says firmly. "Right now, we're just exchanging info."
But there's an implied "... in case we have to mutiny."



There's a short scene here where the occupants of The Room are still arguing about who might be part of the people who kidnapped them. The other three want Picard to prove that he isn't the enemy, to which he replies that he cannot.
"We have to trust each other, but we can't prove if any of us is the enemy," he says. "We also can't prove if we're trustworthy. We just have to go with it."
And he tries to screw with the panel again.



The E has finally arrived at the pulsar, and Other Picard orders them to go in realclose. Sensing this could suck, Riker tells Worf to beef up the shields. Data reminds Other Picard that they can only hang out this close to the star for about 18 minutes before the shields fail.
"It's cool," replies Other Picard.
Riker asks to speak with him, and they go into the ready room.
"You're acting weird, and I don't want to have you relieved, but you're putting the crew in danger, so I will if I have to," Riker tells Other Picard.
And then Other Picard puts that final nail in the coffin for me: he pulls rank and gaslights Riker.
"Are you sure you're not the crazy one? I won't relieve you of duty if you go to sick bay and get a full exam to prove you're not."
Fuck off, Other Picard.



Esoqq gives Picard his scary-ass knife, which Picard uses to cut some wiring in the wall panel. Finished, Haro takes over, and her fiddling with it opens the door an inch again. She admits that she probably overloaded it, so Picard and Esoqq each grab one half of the door to pry it open. Picard commands Tholl to help them, and he does so begrudgingly, but when the door opens, it is onto a solid metal wall. No exit.
Tholl yells at Picard for wasting their time.
Picard considers Haro.



On the E, one of the shields has failed, and Data is using another to boost it.
"Take us in a lot closer," says Other Picard.
Data reminds him that they'll all get radiation poisoning and die, but Other Picard wants to be right on top of it, anyway.
"Yeah, not doing that," announces Riker.
Other Picard looks at him and relieves him of duty. "Mr Worf confine him to quarters."
Riker glances back at Worf, who takes his hands from his station, and stands with them behind his back.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!



We get a stand-off between Riker and Other Picard. Other Picard keeps trying to get Worf to take him away, but Worf ain't going nowhere. Riker tells Other Picard that he's putting the crew in danger, and he won't put up with it. Riker orders Wes to back the ship up, and Wes is kind of stuck in the middle - he wasn't at that meeting. He pauses before doing as Riker asked, because, you know, he doesn't want to die.



 So we're back in The Room, and Picard is done.
"We're not captives," he surmises. "We're lab rats. This is an experiment, and the thing we have in common is how we react to authority. Tholl is from a race that will simply bow down to whomever is in authority. in order to keep the peace. Esoqq is from a people who detest authority. I'm a Starfleet captain, trained to command. And Haro is a cadet, trained to take orders and defer to command. Then we're set a bunch of tasks that are kind of impossible. Esoqq can't eat the food, which makes him a threat to the rest of us. We work as a team to get the door open, and we find we're still trapped. We're in an experiment, and you -" he points at Haro "- are observing us."
She tries to protest, but he brings up that she knows about classified missions he did, that she mentioned that plague he just helped cure, and how the hell would she know about that?
She pauses, like Wes did, then tells him that he's right.
There's a flash of light where she was standing, and suddenly she's a completely different alien. Two more aliens appear.
For some reason, they look like Johnny Bravo.




The aliens get right to it: they "borrowed" Picard, Tholl and Esoqq and replaced them with replicas. Apparently, they have some kind of transporter than can make copies of people, complete with full brain scan and memories, and they used that to make duplicates.
"You mean an impostor is running my ship?" demands Picard.
"Not anymore," admits one of the aliens. "Our species are all linked telepathically, so we know that Commander Riker has taken over your ship. Along with having better transporters, we all have better ways of communicating."
Hmmm, not very smart to admit your evil kidnapping and replacement plot to your captives, then brag about how all your tech and skills are better. Especially considering that Esoqq is large, pissed off, armed, and probably hungry. Bet your shiny happy extraterrestrial ass tastes great with Chianti and fava beans.



The aliens admit that they'd like to continue the experiment, but they have a double-slit problem here where all of their subjects are now aware of the experiment. So they have to put them back. Each alien grabs a person, there's a flash of light, and The Room is empty.

Picard and his alien flash onto the Enterprise bridge. The two Picards size up, then one turns into another alien.
"Why were you using us to study authority and command?" Picard demands. He glances at Riker, who nods and presses some buttons on one of those little command centers next to the captain's chair.
"We don't have those concepts on our planet," says one alien. "We also studied how Esoqq's and Tholl's people deal with those concepts as well."
Riker looks at Data, who presses some buttons, and at Worf, who does the same.
These aliens are going on and on about their experiment this whole time, keeping them distracted.
"You can't imprison people and experiment on them," says Picard. "It's immoral!"
"Yeah, we've heard that," says one alien. "We plan to study that, too."



"Now!" yells Picard.
And a forcefield goes up around the aliens. They freak out. "Whhhhyyyy?"
"Because it was bitchy of you to declare that we're primitive because we communicate vocally. I was able to tell my crew with a look that I wanted to hold you here. Also, I too wanted to do an experiment. I wanted to see how you guys would react to being imprisoned."



Seriously? Fuck off.
They protest that they never meant any harm, and never harmed any of their subjects.
"Dude, imprisonment is injury!" yells Picard.
They don't respond. These dipshits keep whimpering and touching the forcefield, which clearly gives off tiny shocks.
Picard gives the sign to turn it off. "I hope you'll think twice about imprisoning people and experimenting on them. Also, we now know of your people and how to imprison you. Get the fuck off my ship."
The aliens disappear.



Picard tells Wes to get them to the Hood at warp 8. He asks Riker how things were going, how much his replica fucked up all of the shit.
"Crew is okay, replica was pretty close. Some weirdness, though."
"What kind of weirdness?"
Riker can barely contain himself. "Weeellll, I'm not really sure you're that good a singer."
"Singer?" Picard looks like a combo of pissed and startled. "I think I look forward to your report?"
The lift door opens and Crusher enters the bridge. She missed the aliens, the swap, and the doppelganger. She's certain that the guy she made out with is the guy in the chair.
She smiles at him in a knowing way, and calls him captain in a mildly suggestive tone.
He does a slow double-take, looking mildly uncomfortable.

They take off for the rendezvous.





This episode is not my favorite. I mean, I don't hate it, but it mostly ranks a "meh" for me.
As with many Star Trek episodes, the background story had a lot to do with how the episode turned out, so let's start there. "Yesterday's Enterprise" was expensive AF, so they had to make some cheaper episodes to make up for the fact that they spent beaucoup bucks on one episode. "Allegiance" and "The Offspring" were both written with smaller budgets in mind, which makes sense. With the exception of The Room, this might have been a bottle show, as The Offspring was.
And for the most part, the writers really liked this episode. They liked that they could explore Picard's character a bit, and have fun with Other Picard.
But this episode didn't do it for me, honestly. I found it a bit boring. I guess the Other Picard moment where he leads the crew in song was amusing, but the date with Crusher was awkward, and didn't actually further that will they/won't they arc, because that wasn't actually Picard, and how hideous would that convo between Crusher and the real McCoy  Picard be later? Ugh, that's like British comedy awkward.
I didn't really care for the other captives that Picard was with, either. Haro I found to be a bit too subservient. I know she didn't really exist, but it got a bit annoying. Tholl was obnoxious, kind of an asshole, and insisting that they do nothing and just hang out for the rest of their lives, because their captors had provided food and shelter for them, and had not physically harmed them.
One can be nonviolent, and not take shit from others, Tholl.
He was smug, too. Fuck smug people.
Esoqq... meh. I don't really have any feelings either way about Esoqq, though I do like the fact that he threatened Picard, but Picard responded by being concerned about him starving to death. So points to Picard, but that has nothing to do with Esoqq. Maybe he would be more interesting if we had encountered his species before, but he's a one-off, so I have even fewer reasons to care.
Truth be told, I barely recall this episode.

*******
Fun facts:

- This show has been compared to a Twilight Zone episode, called "Five Characters In Search of An Exit" and the TOS episode "The Empath."
- The song that Picard leads in Ten Forward is Heart of Oak, the marching song for the Royal Navy.
- This is only one of two times that Picard will drop in on the weekly poker game.
- This is the second time we see a Bolian (though technically Haro is not a real Bolian, she's another kind of alien).
- Esoqq's costume was later modified to become that of Morn on DS9.
- Picard references "Who Watches the Watchers" when discussing missions he has completed. This is how he suspects Haro of not actually being a cadet - the Mintaka III mission was something a first year would not know about.
- A reaction shot of Worf looking at the replica of Picard changing back into the alien was actually stock footage from "The Survivors." Worf is wearing a slightly different uniform in that shot.
- This episode was nominated for an Emmy for make-up.


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