Warp Speed to Nonsense

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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

ST:TNG Season Five, Episode Seventeen "The Outcast"

ST: TNG Season Five, Episode Seventeen "The Outcast"
Production Order: 17
Air Order: 17
Stardate: 45614.6
Original Air Date: March 16, 1992


Sorry for the skipped weeks. There was a lot that I had to say about this episode, and I needed the extra weeks to think and write about it. Regardless, I'll probably forget several points I wanted to make. This topic is entirely too big to fit into an episode.




Picard's Log 45614.6: "This androgynous race, the J'naii, have asked for our help in finding their lost shuttlecraft."

Okay, a quick note here: we're dealing with a species this episode that doesn't recognize gender in their culture. Star Trek uses the term "androgynous," and it kind of works in some cases, and in others, they kind of mean non-binary. BUT we're also talking about a show written and filmed in the very early 90's, and terminology has changed and evolved since then.
For the curious, a good definition between the two is
 Non-binary is a term that refers to any gender identity that isn't male or female. Androgynous refers to an outward appearance of indeterminate gender. While some non-binary people may express themselves androgynously, it is a personal choice that is not a requirement of non-binary gender identity.

(Snagged from here.)
You can also identify as a gender and select an androgynous look, but that's more of a mainstream idea, so I assume that readers are aware.
In this episode, the J'naii present androgynously, but are also non-binary.
Star Trek is... trying. It's an unintentional theme for this episode.

So here's the low-down: a J'naii shuttlecraft with two crew members has disappeared in space near their planet. They asked the Enterprise, with its fancy equipment, to help them find it. They can't find the shuttle in the star system, and Soren, the J'naii character that we'll be focusing on, confirms that the shuttle could not have left the solar system, so it has to be here somewhere. A debris scan turns up nothing.
But then Data announces that he's found a neutrino emission that's not connected to anything, and he has no guess as to why it could be there.
"Probe?" he asks.
"Make that shit so," agrees Picard.
So they launch a probe, which... disappears also. Transmitting one moment, gone the next.
"WTF?" asks Soren.

Dramatic music! Zoom-in on Picard! Opening credits break!




Picard's Log, supplemental: "Okay, the disappearance of the probe suggest that we found the first ever example of "null space," which is a cool theory, but has never been proven. Riker is working with a team of J'naii specialists to figure this out."

Downstairs on the J'naii homeworld, Soren and Riker are giving a Powerpoint to a bunch of other J'naii, who are presumably scientists and politicians, or are otherwise People In Charge.
Soren explains the null space theory: "It's a little pocket of space that forms when a star system does. We think there may be one in our system. If something like a shuttlecraft enters that space, the pocket absorbs the energy the shuttle gives off. And energy bends around the pocket, so it's kind of cloaked. We think the probe went into the pocket, and we think our shuttle did, too."

I don't love these bowl haircuts, but maybe they're all the rage on J'naii


Noor, who is the head of the J'naii government (no formal title given here), asks if they think their shuttle is still in the pocket.
"We do," says Soren. "And based on our propulsion systems and what we think we might know about the pocket, the shuttle is in there with life support for about ten days."
Noor seems optimistic that the crew could still be alive, and while they don't say how long the shuttle has been missing, it has to be less than ten days here.
"Our plan is to take a Starfleet shuttle into the pocket," says Riker. "It will absorb the energy from the shuttle, but our transporter chief is working on a way to beam us and the J'naii crew off of the missing shuttle."
Noor thanks Riker for his help, and the meeting breaks up.




"I would like to pilot the shuttle," Soren tells Riker once everyone else has left.
"It's a Starfleet craft," he argues.
"Yeah, but I can't ask any of you to risk your lives for my people," says Soren.
That's fair. It's also courteous.
They both state that they're awesome pilots, so Riker suggests that they team up to get the job done. Soren agrees, and they get to work right away.




They go back to the shuttle bay on the E, and Riker introduces Soren to the shuttle they'll be using. Soren knows their way around a shuttlecraft, which becomes apparent. Riker mentions that shuttles don't usually come equipped with weapons of any kind, but this one has been outfitted with a phaser array.
"We're going to shoot the phasers at where we think the pocket is, and map out where the energy disappears. Then we can get a feel for the boundaries. La Forge thought it up."
Y'all. That's fucking smart.
They get on the shuttle, and Riker says they'll do a flight simulator later, but now they can go over controls. Soren is no slouch. They pull up schematics and quickly figure out where everything is, and how it works.
"My parents were pilots. I grew up in shuttles. Then I went to flight school and trained under Krite."
"He had a good student," Riker remarks.
This gives Soren pause. "We don't have gender. There's no he or she here."
Riker tosses his hands up in a kind of surrender, but he's smiling. "Okay, for the last two days, I've been trying to speak without using personal pronouns. I mean, I can't use it. My people find that insulting."
(Eh, not all of them. Some enby people do use "it" as a pronoun. But yeah, a lot of people bristle at using it because it has been insulting.)
Now, this convo makes me bristle a bit. Riker's complaint could go two ways here:
"I am trying, but this is a different way of thinking, and slipping back into familiar patterns is proving to be a hurdle. Please be patient with me as I navigate this. My goal is to be respectful."
Or
"I am trying, and am therefore above criticism. I will probably give up at some point, tell people behind your back that you are nuts, and will eventually assign you whatever gender and pronouns I personally feel most comfortable with."
Always go with the former, y'all. Patience is granted to those who are earnestly trying.




"We use a neutral pronoun, but there isn't really a translation," Soren explains.
Pssst, Riker: humans have been using the singular "they" for nearly 1000 years by your time. Just use "they."
But I guess he hasn't thought of that, and says he will try his best.
It is time for lunch.




In Ten Forward, they are served bowls of split pea soup, and Riker says he programmed the replicators to make his father's recipe.
"It's good for keeping you warm on cold Alaskan nights," he says cheerfully.
"We prefer to sleep with friends for warmth," Soren replies.
Riker is taken aback.
"No, not like mating," Soren corrects. "Like, platonic spooning."
Sassy Riker Moment: "Still sounds better than pea soup."
They briefly discuss how they're each finding the other's culture and ways of thinking to be completely different from their own.
"So you're male," says Soren. "What the difference between you and females?"
"Umm." Riker is not sure how to answer, because that's a complicated question. And so, I shit you not, he replies, "Snips and snails, and puppy dog tails."
Soren is alarmed.


He fumbles, then replies that there are a lot of similarities, but males and females are built a little differently, and that they have different sexual organs. When Soren asks about emotional attitudes, he says that that sort of question can take a lifetime to answer.
Riker asks what things are like on a planet with no gender, and as an example, he asks who leads if they're dancing, which is kind of a funny, stupid question.
"Whoever is taller," says Soren simply. They make a remark that Terrans and J'naii are probably not all that different, and Riker agrees that there are most likely more similarities than differences.
Soren looks over at a hetero couple behind them in Ten Forward, then asks Riker what he finds attractive in a female.
"She has to laugh at my jokes," he quips.
Soren grins.
Another J'naii who was on the bridge earlier enters Ten Forward and sees them.
"Hello, Commander."
Soren gets up hastily and thanks Riker for going over the shuttle controls, but now they have to be going, and they offer their seat to the other J'naii... Krite, the flight instructor.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!




Picard's Log, supplemental: "Riker and Soren are going out in the shuttle to try to map the null space pocket. If it works out, they can start the rescue."

On the shuttle, they have started shooting phaser pulses into and around the space pocket, and after the first few manual shots turn up good info, set it to the computer to finish the task.
"So tell me about your sexual organs," says Soren conversationally.
Jesus, Soren. Buy a guy dinner first.
"Uhhhh," says Riker.
"I'm interested in what's involved with two sexes during mating practices," Soren presses.
Y'all wanna have a weird-ass sex talk? I'm getting the worst flashbacks to Kirk explaining sex to the Vaalians.
"Um, men inseminate the women, women bear the children," Riker mumbles.
Wow, Riker. Drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
"Oh. Our people inseminate a fibrous husk. We've heard about the mating practices of some other species, and our way seems less risky and painful."
Soren is aiming for "Sahara," apparently.
Now they get defensive and prickly over whose mating practices are more pleasurable.
I'm fucking done. Can I stop writing this review now?




They find a neutrino emission coming from inside the pocket, and Soren thinks it may be coming from their shuttle, so they make a note of the coordinates.
"I wonder if a human and a J'naii are sexually compatible," they muse.
"Um, I dunno," replies Riker.
But before they can get into a discussion as to whether or not the peepees match, Soren notes that their people wouldn't allow such a thing to happen.
"The J'naii find gender to be offensive. We used to have two sexes - like you - but we evolved. My people now find such a thing primitive. No offense or anything."
Riker finds that amusing. "Yeah, but primitive can be fun."
The computer has completed the mapping project, and they turn the shuttle around to go back to the E. Unfortunately, the shuttle's nacelle skims one of the boundaries of the null space pocket, and several layers of engine disappear, then reappear. 




The engine fails, and Riker and Soren try to adjust to using just the one engine. It's not going well. The shuttle careens, and Soren, making their way to the back of the cabin to make a manual adjustment, is thrown forward, smacking their head.
Riker calls the E. "Engine failing, shuttle losing control, and Soren needs to be beamed to sick bay."
La Forge tractors them back in.




In sick bay, Soren is being examined, and Crusher tells them that they just have a minor concussion.
"So you're female," says Soren. "What's that like?"
"Huh?" asks Crusher.
So far, Soren has asked Riker what it's like to be male, and Crusher what it's like to be female; and Riker has asked Soren what it's like to be genderless. But these are all "as compared to what?" questions. No one knows any different. 
"Okay, so females have longer hair a lot of the time, and they wear it more elaborately. And females wear color on their faces and nails." Just some things that Soren has noticed. "Is it to attract a male?"
"It can be," concedes Crusher.
"But the males don't do it. Is it down to the females to do all of the attracting?"
"No." Crusher is amused. "Males try to be attractive, but play it off like they're not, even if it's currently the most important thing to them."
"But they don't wear color on their faces," Soren asserts.
"Nope," Crusher agrees.
"Woof, this scene feels dated," Lady Archon typed, thinking of male make-up artists with cosmetics contracts, and all of the boys she knows who have nicer manicures than her.




"Are the females considered superior to males?" Soren asks.
"No, actually it used to be the other way around. But that was a long time ago."
Dated, yet optimistic.
Riker comes in to check on Soren, and Crusher releases the J'naii to go finish their rescue mission.

Later, Crusher gets together with Worf, Troi, and Data for their regular poker game. It's Troi's turn to deal, and she proclaims the game to be "Federation Day."
Worf, in place of the audience, asks what that is, and she replies that the Federation was founded in 2161, so twos, sixes, and aces are wild.
"That is a woman's game," Worf grumbles. "It favors a weak hand."
COOL. LOVE ME SOME CASUAL SEXISM.
Fortunately, Crusher and Troi aren't going to let him get away with it, and they do that lovely thing where they make him describe his misogyny until it boils down to him just being an asshole. He also doesn't like the J'naii.
"They're all the same, no males or females. It's weird."
Crusher spills the tea: "I think one of them is sweet on Riker."
"That's not right," grumbles Worf.
Dude is the authority on what's right, apparently.
Again, everyone makes him break it down until he sheepishly looks at his cards and says he doesn't know what kind of hand he has with all of these wild cards in the mix.
I hope he loses his fucking shirt.
Don't be a dick, Worf.
Ohhh, after multiple viewings, I think they're having Worf be the maybe-homophobe/possible ally here: the cisgender-heterosexual observer who is just too confused by everything related to queerness to get it.




On the shuttle, Riker tells Soren that the transporter for the shuttle is ready to go, but La Forge is still working on the transporter that should be able to grab them all from inside the pocket. 
They need to get under the dashboard to access a panel, so Riker does something unusual: he removes the back of the chair that Soren was sitting in. It's made to look like it's a thing that he has to do to access the panel better, but I think it was actually a thing that Jonathan Frakes did so that the camera operator could film what they were doing. It's... strange.
They climb under the dash and begin using tools with glowing ends to alter...something.
"Can I tell you something?" Soren asks furtively. "I could get into a lot of trouble for saying something."
"What's that?" asks Riker.
"I find you attractive."
Riker was only half-paying attention, but now puts his tool down.
"On my planet," says Soren, "sometimes people are born different. They experience urges to be male or female, rather than genderless. I am one of those people who identifies as female. We have to hide who we are, or they'll try to "fix" us through pyschotectic therapy."
"How long have you known?" asks Riker quietly.
"All my life," she replies. "But I didn't understand until I was older."
She tells Riker a story about being a kid in school, and another child preferred a gender (male). This kid was teased relentlessly, and sometimes they would beat the hell out of him. He disappeared for a while, and when he came back, he was made to stand in front of the whole school and talk about how he was given psychotectic treatments, and it cured him of having a gender.
Oh, yay. Conversion therapy with a touch of George Orwell.
Riker is fully invested in this confession. "Do you have relationships with other people like you?"
"Yes, with people who identify as male. I have to live a life of lies, but I feel like I can be honest with you." She touches his face, and he opens his mouth to respond, but she tells him not to. "Just think about it."
She gets up and leaves the shuttle.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!




Wait, did she just ask him out? 
Soren moves quick. I'm wondering, though... what is her endgame? He showed up on her doorstep because of a space anomaly, and he'll be leaving presumably once they find the lost shuttle (sometime tomorrow), so is she asking for a quickie with an alien? Like Lanel?

The next morning at 0800 hours, Soren and Riker are ready to go. La Forge talks to them briefly about how they'll need to get in, get the J'naii pilots, and get out, because the pocket will drain their shuttle quickly, as will the altered transporters. Soren and Riker get in, and there's a little song and dance to launch the shuttle. Picard wishes Riker and Soren luck over the comm channels, and as an added charm, Riker tells Picard that he'll see him at dinner.
The shuttle is launched.




Riker and Soren pilot the shuttle forward with 100% power, and slip into the pocket space.
Wild.




The shuttle's power drops by 16% just going in.
Riker tries calling the E, but gets no answer.
Out the window, they see the J'naii shuttle, the Taris Murn.
Man, that milky off-white of the pocket space is creeping me out. It looks like when a movie is trying to get all high-concept about the afterlife, and it's portrayed as being basically a blank white canvas. Or when Coraline walks too far from Other Mother's house, and the world disappears.




Soren tries to call the other ship, but gets no response. Riker's scans come back - the pilots are alive, but unconscious.
Time to transport over.
They try it, but it doesn't work. The pilots do not rematerialize.
"Down to 34% power," says Soren. "Much more, and we won't be able to beam ourselves out."
Riker makes some adjustments to the transporter, and attempts another beam. This time it works, and quick scans of the J'naii pilots shows that they're in need of medical attention.
They try to beam all four out, but again, it does not go through.
Soren checks the power. "We're at 9%. Not enough to get us out."
"We'll run out of life support in an hour if we just sit here," Riker notes. "Okay, we pretty much have one shot. I'm gonna dump power from everything - propulsion, life support, absolutely everything - into the transporters. That should give us enough juice."
"That should give us too much," Soren points out. "The shuttle will explode."
"Sure," he answers. "But if we do nothing, we die anyway. At least this way, we have a chance of making it out alive."
She agrees, they set the shuttle to overload, and jump back into position. This time, it works. They beam off, and the shuttle explodes.




Everyone is beamed directly to sick bay. Crusher confirms that the J'naii pilots have been deprived of oxygen, but that they'll recover nicely.
Krite thanks Riker for his help. Riker offers his thanks to Soren.
"Will you all join us for dinner on our planet?" asks Krite.
"Sounds awesome," says Picard cheerfully.
Then Krite suggests that Noor will want a first-hand report, and asks Soren to beam back down to the surface right away.
Soren says she will see Riker at the celebration later, and there's the briefest of shots of Krite, watching them, before both J'naii leave.




Later, everyone is enjoying the party, when Soren spots Riker sitting on a bench outside by himself. She approaches him, calling him the guest of honor.
"I can only take so much of social functions before I need to get some air," he explains.
"I would have thought you'd be used to these kinds of functions," she suggests.
"Nah, I was raised outdoors. Don't care much for crowded rooms."
Yeah, watching this during a pandemic... I gotta agree.
They get to talking about exobotany, and she offers to give him a nighttime tour of the garden. Seems innocent enough, but I'm aro-ace, and I never recognize flirting anyway, so what do I know?
Krite watches them go, because Krite is a creeper. Reminds me of Martin from Masterpiece Society. Why is it that when this show wants to indicate that someone is watching someone else, and is suspicious of that person, the watcher gets kind of stalkery, and them doing the watching is typically followed by dramatic music and sometimes a commercial break?
The foliage is pretty thick, and it seems like there's a path. Soren starts telling Riker about the different kinds of plants, like a trees whose leaves turn blue in winter, and another whose flowers only bloom rarely.
Riker pulls her arm, and lets her know without words that he's been doing that thinking that she asked him to do.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!


Picard's Log 45620.4: "We don't want other people getting lost in space, so we're hanging out here for a bit to chart the null space pocket."

Troi is in her quarters, looking through a plastic case, and removing antiques: some dolls and books and jewelry, as well as some old-school photographs.
Riker comes in for a visit, and she tells him that her mother sent her a box of stuff from her father's Terran ancestors. They look at some of the stuff together for a few moments.
"Hey, um... I need to talk to you," he starts. "I met someone who has become important to me."
"Soren?" she guesses.
"Yeah. And we're friends, right? You and me? I want to make sure that nothing is going to change between us," he says earnestly.




"Of course things will change," she smiles. "That's what relationships do. They change. But we'll still be friends, maybe even better friends than we are now."
Oh, I like that answer. Because it's true. You have no idea how things are going to go, and blindly saying "nothing will change between us!" rings hollow.
Riker is relieved.
He and Deanna are still friends.
Friends who kiss, apparently.




Riker goes to some quarters. Looks like maybe they were assigned to Soren while she was working with Riker? I don't know. But Soren isn't who is waiting for him. It's Krite.
"Hey, Soren and I had an appointment to talk about null space - "
"Nope. Soren isn't here. We know what the two of you were doing."
Making out in a garden?
Riker is getting pissed. "WHERE IS SOREN?"
"With the thought police. Leave it be."
"Not gonna happen." Riker stalks from the room.


Downstairs on the surface, Noor is holding a trial in an official-looking room.
"Are you aware of the charges?" they ask.
"I am," replies Soren, who is sitting by herself in front of Noor.
Riker bursts in.
"The hell?" asks Noor. "These are closed proceedings."
"I need you to know what really happened," he says. Riker can see the writing on the wall. He throws himself under the space bus. "I was attracted to Soren, and she explained your ways, but I pursued her. I acted in an inappropriate manner according to your culture."
"That true?" Noor asks Soren.
"No," says Soren quietly. She stands up. "I am tired of living a lie. I am female. I was born like this, and I am not sick, and I do not need to be cured. We're like you. We haven't injured you. But you attack us, because we're different. Why are you punishing us, and trying to change us?"

Dramatic music! Commercial break!

There's a subtle, muted rainbow among the costumes on the J'naii



We return where it left off, in the official-looking trial room.
Noor: "I congratulate you, Soren. Your decision to admit your perversion makes it much more likely that we can help you."
Jesus, Noor. I want to complain that Star Trek is laying it on thick here, but these are things that homophobes have actually said to queer people (and still do), so I can't even be annoyed.
Noor gestures to some guards, who start to take Soren away.
Riker jumps in - now or never. "Wait - you don't have to take her away. I can take her with me, on the Enterprise. You won't have to deal with her, and she won't be here, influencing other people. Everybody wins!"
"No, you don't understand," Noor says. "Soren is sick, and wants to get well. That's what all sick people want. We take care of our people. We're not cruel. We want them to get better. Our treatment has a high success rate, and people are grateful after we've cured them of their deviance. Everyone wants to be normal."
This last statement pisses Riker off. "She is!"
But Noor tells the guards to haul Soren off, to start conversion therapy tomorrow, and Riker beams off the surface.




Get into the Neural Neutralizer, deviant!


Upstairs, Riker is using Picard as the friend-therapist again, which... is still not the worst idea, although I do hope he's asking if this is okay first. Trauma-dumping on your boss is not the best choice, ya know?
Riker is frustrated and angry, because he cares for Soren, and recognizes that she's only going up on the mental chopping block because of him.
"I can't let them do the conversion therapy."
"Soooo, it sounds like you're asking permission to do something rash," Picard suggests. "I could talk to Noor for you instead?"
"They don't want to hear it," Riker replies.
"You can't get involved with J'naii internal affairs. It's against the Prime Directive," points out Picard.
Riker knows that. And he also knows that he could be risking his career over this.
"I can't defend your actions, after a certain point," says Picard.
This is not what Riker wants to hear. He formally asks Picard's permission to be excused, then leaves.




Riker is rushing around his quarters, gathering tools for whatever he's about to do, when the door chimes. It's Worf, who comes in with the plans to deploy warning buoys around the pocket of null space.
It's pretty much revealed then that Worf was using the buoy deployment as an excuse to come talk to Riker about his plans to spring Soren from gender jail. He wants in.
Riker admits nothing, but Worf is insisting that he accompany his friend to the surface to help him. 
Two episodes in a row about the Riker-Worf friendship, which was maybe not done on purpose, but which is still kind of interesting. Because they are friends, Riker is not willing to help Worf commit suicide. And because they are friends, Worf is willing to risk his career and a possible interstellar incident to help Riker rescue his new girlfriend.




It's nighttime on the surface, of the same day that Soren is sentenced? I'm not sure. Without log entries, and with the E in space, the demarcation is kind of fuzzy. Riker has clearly accepted Worf's offer to ninja together in the bushes, but it is unclear whether they have come to Soren's rescue before or after that first treatment.
I know to save money on sets, they keep reusing the same building over and over again, but it really comes off as the J'naii only having one building for everyone and everything. Before, it was an official building for a Powerpoint, and then a party, then a trial. Now it's a mental hospital or something. There's no change to the building or the surrounding gardens. All of J'naii culture and activity is in that one building. Like Whittier, Alaska.

A bunch of people, dressed like regular J'naii rather than health professionals or patients, exit through the door where Riker was taking a break from the party earlier. Who are these people? Unclear.
Worf and Riker wait until those people have walked off, then Soren exits, flanked by the guards from before.
Riker steps out of the shadows and asks the guards if he can talk to Soren alone, which we all know isn't going to happen, so he and Worf start a fistfight. Worf stays behind to finish the job, while Riker runs off into the garden with Soren.




But Soren gets Riker to stop.
"It's okay," he says. "We'll go back to the Enterprise and you won't have to do the treatments. I won't let them hurt you."
"You don't understand," says Soren. "We've always been at war with Eurasia."
FUCK.
You can see Riker's face fall. Has Soren already had a treatment? Been brainwashed? Gaslit? Is this code-switching?
Either way, Soren is all, "I am happier now, because I was sick, and I will get better, and I'm sorry I dragged you into this."
Riker is stunned. This was not what he was expecting. "I love you," he says desperately.
"I'm sorry," says Soren, walking away into the darkness toward the building.




Upstairs on the bridge, Picard and Data are discussing the next assignment, when Riker comes in.
"We're going to the Phelan system," Picard tells him.
"Cool," mutters Riker.
"Didn't know what to tell Starfleet as to when we could get there," says Picard, dancing around the actual reason. "We done with the J'naii?"
"Yep," says Riker tonelessly.
And he does the thousand-mile stare they warp away from the J'naii homeworld.




*******


Before I get into the crux of the issues with this episode, let's discuss some side stuff.
For me, the B-plot is top notch sci-fi. Was it written specifically for this episode, with these characters in mind? Or was it an idea the writers had kicking around, kept in a hat somewhere until they needed a B-plot? Honestly, I don't think it matters. As far as I can tell, null space pockets don't exist in science. But they could. And the idea of a dangerous little pocket of space where one could disappear and not escape, is great.
One-episode romances rarely work for me. I get that they're put in to give the protagonist extra encouragement to Do The Thing, and to encourage the audience to root for the protagonist to Do The Thing, but they feel rushed. While there are definitely people in the universe who form attachments almost instantly, the truth is that more time is needed to for the audience to form an attachment to that pairing. There are instances of where it works, like in "The Host," where we start the story several weeks in. We see Crusher and Odan in the middle of their relationship, rather than the outset, and we're good with it. With stories like this and "Masterpiece Society," we see the moments where the couples meet, they form an attachment really quickly, and we're lead to believe that they're instantly all-in. Like, life-changingly all-in. Throw your career away, move to another planet, all-in. This person that they hardly know. This episode tries to make up for the lack of time involved by having Riker go to Troi to declare how much Soren means to him, and by insisting to Picard that his relationship with Soren is "not trivial." While we have no idea how long the Enterprise crew was working with the J'naii, it feels very Romeo and Juliet... in that they seem to have known one another about 4 days.
I think someone was not paying attention to dates for these few episodes, as this one takes place 10 days after Worf is paralyzed. By all accounts, he should not be in this episode, as he is either preparing for surgery, or recovering from it...





So let's get into it.
Picture it: the US, around the late 80's, early 90's.



The gay community has been left reeling from the AIDS epidemic. That motherfucking piece of shit Reagan has actually rejoiced in the mysterious deaths of gay men, because he figures it will solve The Gay Problem.


It's at least another six years until "The Puppy Episode" on Ellen.
And so the gay community asks Star Trek, "please could you make a gay episode, because when you talk about forbidden things, you wrap it up in sci-fi, to get away with it?" Which makes sense, given that, even though the Hays Code had been ditched in 1968, people were still toeing the line when it came to gay stories in the mainstream. (And frankly, we are still dealing with repercussions from the Hays Code in the form of the Bury Your Gays trope.) Several letter-writing campaigns pointed out that they had tackled a lot of sensitive topics this way, but had not yet covered queer stories.
Before his death, Gene Rod had suggested that they add two men holding hands in the background of some episodes but both Michael Piller and Rick Berman rejected this idea.
(I agree. A "blink-and-you'll-miss-it" moment is not good representation. It's too subtle, and comes off as wishy-washy, and feels like you're either taking baby steps until the mainstream catches up; or suggests that you think that we live in a post-homophobic world, which we definitely do not.)
The writers kicked the idea down the road a few times before it was finally taken up by Jeri Taylor, who was eager to write such a story.
"I am not a gay person, but as a woman I do consider myself in a particular minority; I know what it feels like to be disenfranchised - not in that precise way - and I felt like I had a touchstone to some of the feelings that must be involved."
Oh, Jeri. Jeri, Jeri, Jeri. This is a great place to start, but an exceptionally bad place to end. Because I don't think she ever gave her script to a gay person.
You start with the feelings of discrimination you feel, but you end by finding out if it matches the feelings of discrimination by a member of that group.
The feelings I get from being charged a uterus tax at the mechanic are different from the feelings I have when being queer-bashed. And neither is the same as the feelings that other queer people get while being queer-bashed. As a person with a lot of transgender friends, I have a front row seat to their experiences. But I am not living them.
Am I saying that giving that giving the script to a gay person to look over would have fixed this episode?
Hell no. I've already spoken about the trans opera, where a gay man wrote the opera based on the life story of his friend, a trans woman. My friends and I were invited to see it, and found it a bit tone-deaf. The people involved all seemed to be patting themselves on the back for making the First Trans Opera, but did not seem open to criticism during the Q&A. And the film "Stonewall" was written by gay man, and hideously whitewashed.




Queer people make crap too. But there was a possibility that this could have turned out better than it did, and I don't feel like it got that chance.
Did all of it suck? No. Soren's speech to Noor in the courtroom scene was pretty accurate, though her closing line of "What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?" feels awkward because, while it pertains specifically to queer people, it doesn't really pertain to the J'naii. No one is asking them to choose different partners. Soren stated that she tends to choose partners who identify as male, but no one would have known that that would be why Soren had that partner, unless he was also outed as having a gender. And the J'naii might not even object to their pairing. Their sole concern seemed to be gender.

As ever, it all comes back to sex. Soren and Riker discuss what sex is like for humans versus J'naii. Soren wonders if humans and J'naii are sexually compatible. She asks Riker about his genitals. People are obsessed with sex. And I get it, humans are a curious lot. If something is different from our learned experience, we ask a lot of questions to gain a better perspective. But queer people are tired of having awkward, invasive conversations about queer sex. And trans people should never - and I do mean NOT FUCKING EVER - be asked about their genitals. Cisgender, heterosexual people never get asked about sex or genitals, because we as a species seem to have collectively declared cishet as the default (debatable), and we already know all of that. But here is some advice, when one feels like asking another about sex or genitals:


Google does not give one loose fuck about giving you the answer to an otherwise invasive question. It has neverending patience for such a thing, and if you feel such compunctions, you can erase your browser history afterward.
This also leads me to believe that Jeri Taylor never ran this script by gay people: queers are done talking about sex. Being that it was 1991 and there was no wide-spread access to the internet at that time, a queer editor may have sighed and said "okay," when presented with Taylor's script, but the response would have been apathetic. An acceptance of an irritation for the sake of knowledge.

The part where they made all of the J'naii queer, and a small number of the population feels like an itchy, ill-fitting sweater. "We'll flip the situation on-end, so that straight people will know how it feels."
No? Not really? It comes off as a rehash of season one's "Angel One," where the writers tried to convey a sense of patriarchy vs feminism by representing a matriarchal society. That episode wasn't great, either. You can't just reverse the situation and expect it to stick your whole landing.

Then we come to the weirdness of the actors chosen: the J'naii are all played by female actors. Now, I'm not going to complain about the lack of enby actors to play enby characters. This was 1991, and non-binary people were in shorter supply because it just wasn't safe to be out. For anyone. For every out musician/actor/public figure, how many closeted ones? Dozens, is my guess. Did they purposefully cast only females to play genderless people? Seems like it. Because if they had chosen a male actor to play Soren, to be kissed by Riker, that would have technically been a same-sex kiss, and called Riker's sexuality into question. Which Jonathan Frakes actually called out as being kind of cowardly: "I didn't think they were gutsy enough to have taken it where they should have. Soren should have been more obviously male. We've gotten a lot of mail on this episode, but I'm not sure it was as good as it could have been - if they were trying to do what they call a gay episode."
And receive mail they did - conservative viewers wrote in to complain about the "gay episode," but Star Trek received far more mail from queer viewers who felt that the show had not gone far enough. Rick Berman noted that the writers tried not to let viewers influence their choices in making television too much, but thought that "having Riker engaged in passionate kisses with a male actor might have been a little unpalatable to viewers."
BOO, RICK BERMAN. Are you the same franchise that celebrated an interracial kiss between Kirk and Uhura, or what?


Because this episode is a layer cake of heavy sighs, I should note that Jeri Taylor said that she "really wanted to make a statement about tolerance, broad-mindedness, and acceptance for those who are disenfranchised." Michael Piller had similar thoughts, concerning not being balanced in viewpoints: "I don't think there is another side that's easily supportable. I think that bigotry is bigotry, prejudice is prejudice, and it can be said with all the fervor and belief, but it still comes out as prejudice. I don't know how to make an intolerant person attractive."
Intentions there were good, but Hell & Handbaskets. You know the drill.

It kind of goes sideways again when you recognize that the writing staff is very proud of this episode. Lots of back-patting by straight cis writers, writing a queer episode that no queer person seems to have read beforehand, and which queer people generally object to for being too subtle. Rick Berman said: "We thought we had made a very positive statement in a distinctly Star Trek way, but we still got letters from those who thought it was just our way of "washing our hands" of the homosexual situation."
Yeah, Rick. Definitely feels that way.
It reminds me heavily of "Violations," where the writing staff stood around and congratulated themselves on having written a "creative" rape episode. It just feels so tone-deaf.

The last thing that I want to talk about is legacies.
Sometimes, something is made that is considered groundbreaking for the time, but comes to be known later as being problematic or not pushing the envelope far enough. Camp and cross-dressing has been acceptable in comedy, as long as it was played for laughs, and being gay was not mentioned outright. Sitcoms began featuring gay characters in the 1970's. But real-life people like Liberace and Paul Lynde never publicly came out. Too dangerous. Paul Lynde could get away with thinly-veiled jokes his whole life, playing it for laughs, but never saying the thing outright. Star Trek banks on the same - they could produce shows during the Vietnam War that were very clearly about the Vietnam War, because they could hide behind the concept of science fiction. And when that works, you can end up with a very poignant message. When it doesn't, the best you can say is that an attempt was made. This episode falls into the latter category. The envelope wasn't pushed hard enough, and when I think about content to recommend to people as good examples of queer content in otherwise straight shows or films, I am not reaching for this episode. I am, in fact, sending people to watch TOS' "Metamorphosis," an excellent example of a trans allegory, even if Star Trek had not intended it to be so. It works as good sci-fi, a queer story, and a fine specimen of Star Trek storytelling. This episode is... not that.
In the end, "The Outcast" doesn't really talk about gay issues, queer issues, trans issues, conversion therapy... it just kind of quietly whispers to itself in the corner about those things while the writers congratulate themselves.





Fun Facts:

- The concept of null space will come up again in both Voyager and Discovery
- Megan Cole (Noor) will later appear in two episodes of DS9.


- The poker game Federation Day is the first time that we hear that the Federation was formed in 2161.
- This is the first appearance of La Forge's beard. LeVar Burton prefers facial hair, but the producers were not into it. He basically snuck it in, but would be made to shave prior to the filming of the next episode. It will appear in two more TNG episodes, then two TNG films.
- The Magellan was the first armed shuttlecraft on TNG.
- It's tough to know how Klingons feel about gender equality. In "Angel One," Worf notes that Klingons like "strong women." K'Ehleyr is offered a spot on the Council in exchange for favors, but it is later revealed that women cannot sit on the Council. Lursa and B'Etor are forced to gain power through a bastard brother of their father. Women go to war alongside the men, and a female warrior carries just as much clout as a male. But here, Worf complains that the poker game that Troi has chosen is a "women's game" because it favors a weak hand. Figure it out, Star Trek. Starting to feel like the old, "can Data use contractions?" argument.
- There's a Vermeer painting hanging on the wall behind Worf during the poker scene. It's called "Woman Holding a Balance," which is rather apt for a poker scene in an episode where a woman is deciding whether or not to come out as female. These are Data's quarters, so it'll be seen there again in season six.




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Pie for Klingon Council

Monday, December 5, 2022

ST:TNG Season Five, Episode Sixteen "Ethics"

ST: TNG Season Five, Episode Sixteen "Ethics"
Production Order: 16
Air Order: 16
Stardate: 45587.3
Original Air Date: March 2, 1992

A quick trigger warning here: discussions of suicide




We open in the middle of a casual conversation, and I love crap like this. These people do not power down after a shift. They're coworkers who talk about mundane, unrelated shit at work. (That being said, as much as I love the Borg, I would probably not enjoy a show set on a Cube. Unless it was done like The Office.... BRB, gonna pitch an Office-style Borg show to Netflix.)
Anyway, La Forge tells Worf that Troi was bluffing during their last poker night, and that's why Worf lost.
"No, that's really not like her," Worf insists.
They're looking for some kind of minor leak somewhere, and in between, Worf tries to convince himself that his hand was not strong enough to call.
"Your hand was fine, her hand was crap," La Forge argues, scanning stuff.
"How do you know what I had?" Worf demands.
"Y'all are playing with decks that are transparent in infrared light," says La Forge, tapping his VISOR.
YO. OUR MANS CHEATING AT CARDS.




La Forge still isn't finding the leak, and remarks that he should get a different kind of equipment. He walks away, talking to some others, and Worf continues down a line of big canisters, still scanning.
We can see from the POV on the upper shelving where the leak is coming from, based on the fact that one canister has partially iced over on the backside.




The lower, leaking canister beings to buckle, and both come crashing down on Worf, striking him in the back. The others rush forward, and La Forge frantically calls for a medical emergency to the cargo bay.

Worf wakes up on a medbay bed. Crusher explains that a leaking container fell on him.

Nurse Ogawa sighting!


He tries to sit up, then tells Crusher that the restraints on his bed aren't necessary, that he doesn't intend to bolt from sick bay.
"So about that," says Crusher gingerly. "Those containers hit your back and crushed your spine. It isn't possible to repair it."

Well, fuck.

Dramatic music! Opening credits!




Picard's Log 45587.3: "We pulled Worf off of active duty, and we're bringing into a neuro-specialist, but Dr Crusher thinks he may be permanently paralyzed."

Crusher meets Dr Toby Russell in the transporter room, and they greet one another warmly. Dr Russell tells Crusher that she read Crusher's paper on cybernetic regeneration, and our good doctor is stoked, as the paper went largely overlooked by the medical community. They seem pretty excited to be working together.
Russell tells Crusher, as they make their way through the corridor, that she's surprised at what little interest the Klingons seem to have concerning Worf's condition, and the type of medicine needed for treatment.
"Yeah, they have a cultural bias," Crusher admits. "When I asked about it, they said they usually let the patient die. So they have little to no research on neurological trauma."
Klingon neurology: the final frontier.
"Worf is struggling with his injuries," Crusher adds. "But he's a good guy, once you get to know him."
"Oh, um, I like to maintain distance with patients," Russell admits. "Like, as the ship's doctor, you need to get to know them, but I feel like if I take a step back, I can give you an unbiased opinion."
Crusher agrees that this is a good course of action.




OMG.
OMG, Y'ALL.
I paused the video and caught Riker making kawaii face.


Sassy Riker Moment: "You look pretty good for someone who's been eating sick bay food for three days."  
Okay, that was a solid joke, but I'm kind of sad that it still lands in the twenty-fourth century. Replicator food can taste like anything, but somehow sick bay food still sucks? Boo, replicator engineers. Get your shit together.
Anyway, Worf does not laugh. He asks Riker to sit.
(We get a Picard Maneuver here instead of a Riker one. Mixing it up.)
Right away, Worf hauls out the self-pity. "Thank you for seeing me in this condition."
Jesus. Okay, buddy. Rein it in.
"Meh," replies Riker. "There's no shame in being injured."
"Okay, but I'm not just injured. Dr Crusher thinks my paralysis is permanent."
Ah. This was not yet common knowledge.
Riker's face falls, and his cheerful demeanor evaporates. He apologizes, and when Worf asks for a favor, Riker fiercely replies that Worf should name it.
"I want you to help me die. There's a Klingon suicide ritual, the hegh'bat, and I need help to perform it."
"Whut?" asks Riker. "You're kidding."
"Nope," says Worf. "When a Klingon becomes a burden on his friends and family, and can no longer face his enemies, then he should choose to die. My life as a Klingon is over."
Remember in "A Matter of Honor," when Riker is talking to his Klingon crewmates on the Pagh, and Klag talks about how his father was captured by Romulans rather than killed by their hand, and now he will die useless and old, and he should have died? Same shit... different day. It's the idea that, once you have outlived usefulness, you no longer have a purpose (either self-imposed or societally). It's what the Kaelons were trying to avoid by creating a "maximum age" that one might reach in "Half A Life."  And avoiding uselessness due to infirmity was (kind of/part of) the object of genetic engineering on "The Masterpiece Society." The low down? We've talked about this a lot.
Less than ten minutes in, and we're getting heavy.
Riker is nonplussed. He stands up.

That equipment is giving TOS


Worf was not expecting this answer, and I feel for him. I've also made a comment about myself/my life, and thought I would get a sympathetic response from a friend, but instead got something completely different.
But it's because of their friendship that Worf decides that he should explain his reasoning better.
"We've been friends and colleagues for a lot of years now, and we've fought together. I want to go out with honor and dignity, but I need your help. Please."

Quiet dramatic music. Commercial break.




There's a cool scene next were Dr Russell and Dr Crusher talk about Klingon anatomy with a hologram of Worf's spine between them.
Russell remarks that she thinks Klingon bodies are "overdesigned" because they have redundancies of all of their vital functions. Crusher replies that the Klingons call it brak'lal, and she thinks it's freakin' sweet. (For the record, I do as well.) It kind of makes sense: you're a warrior race, and could die in battle. If you do die, it means your back-ups failed, too. You're hella injured. You gonna complain? No. You were probably meant to die, because someone did the job well enough. And the attitude that you're hearty enough to withstand most things, and brag about it? Kind of deserved there.
Russell points out that there's just more to go wrong with all of those redundancies, and I guess there's something to that.




She then takes Crusher to a machine she had brought on board and tells our CMO that it's basically a 3-D printer for DNA. You tell the machine what part to grow based on the DNA input, and it spits out a new one. It's called a genetronic replicator, and Crusher says she's read some stuff on the early research that Russell has been doing with it.
"Instead of fixing him up in little ways, we can just grow Worf a new spine," says Russell.
Crusher is surprised. "You've already progressed to doing this on humanoids?"
"No, this will be the first time on a humanoid," Russell says casually. "But I've done a bunch of holo-simulations."

Wow, a whole 37%

Sassy Crusher Moment: "Even a holographic patient would balk at those odds."
Then they both make some excellent points:
Russell: "We have to try it on a person eventually."
Sure...
Crusher: "Yeah, but it's a spinal column, and we don't know enough about Klingon physiology to detach the old one and reattach a new one."
In the end, Crusher admits that the genetronic replicator is awesome, and that the progress Russell is making is great, and the whole thing could revolutionize medical science, but right now, it's still in the early stages, and the risk is too great to Worf for her to sign off on it. She tells Russell that they'll have to use conventional methods this time.
Picard calls Crusher to the bridge, and Russell is left looking disappointed.




Crusher hits the bridge, and Picard and Riker tells her that they've gotten a distress call for a ship that needs medical help. They'll be at the crash site in 7 hours.
"The ship's complement is 23," says Riker, "but they were carrying 517 colonists."
"Well, fuck," says Crusher. "I need to convert all three shuttle bays into triage centers, and can you ask all personnel with medical training to report to me?"
They agree, and she leaves to set things up.
Riker asks Picard to talk in the ready room.
He is openly pissed off now, and kind of using Picard as a therapist. Which is not his job, but this dude does have a pretty good moral base, so.
In this case, Riker is struggling with the old, "that's against my beliefs, so you can't do that."
"They aren't against his, though, " Picard points out. "They're very much within his beliefs. You're coming at this like a human. You or I, we could live with a disability like this. Worf considers his life over, and his culture backs that up."
"I would be more okay with it if he wasn't asking me to participate," growls Riker.
"He's asking because you're his friend," says Picard gently. "If you take the personal beliefs part out, then you're just left approaching it as his friend. He wouldn't have asked if he didn't value your friendship."
"That's where I started," sighs Riker.




A lot of people are angry about this situation.
For instance, the very young son of a murdered woman, who was sent away to live with human grandparents for a while, and is now living on a starship with a paralyzed father who may also die. It must suck to be Alexander sometimes.
And now he's yelling at Troi, because he's certain that Worf wants to see him, but Troi is not letting it happen.
"That's not true," she says gently. "He's been very badly injured, and he doesn't want anyone to see him in that weakened state."
"That sounds like Klingon crap," Alexander spits. "My mom wasn't into that, and I'm not, either!"
"No, but it's very important to him."
"I just want to see him," says Alexander sadly.
I think maybe he's staying with her while Worf is in sick bay. It's not really covered where children go, or who is looking after them, if their parents aren't available for whatever reason, but he's definitely too young to just hang out by himself, and she suggests that he get ready for bed, so she may have picked up some babysitting duties.




"Your kid is pissed," Troi tells Worf in the next scene. "He's hurt and confused, and doesn't understand why he can't see you."
"You know why I left the instructions I left," he argues.
"Yeah. Klingon honor. But right now, I'm dealing with your terrified kid, and maybe instead of worrying about your honor and everything else, you start thinking about your child."
Girlfriend does not mince words. Then she turns and marches out of sick bay.




Drs Russell and Crusher approach him. They're here to map out his recovery for him. Crusher explains that they'll basically implant some relays that go between his muscles and brain, so that when he thinks about getting up and walking somewhere, the implants will facilitate that. 
"You'll eventually regain 60-70% of your motor control."
Worf tunes out about halfway through.
Russell then explains that they're going to start by putting what look like ankle monitors on his thighs. He'll train with them for a while to get him and his muscles used to the process, then they'll go in and implant the relays.
She puts one on and encourages him to think about moving his leg. He does so, and his leg jerks on the table.
Worf is not into this. He gives Crusher a "this is some bullshit" look, but she assures him that this was a great start.
Russell and Crusher assure him that he just needs to start working with the cuffs, but he gets mad and rips it off, flinging it across the room.
"No way. Sixty percent of my mobility is not good enough. I'm not doing this."
Russell jumps in, and starts pitching her method while Crusher frowns behind her.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!

If looks could kill, you'd be reeling from the pain



Worf clearly has some kind of private room in sick bay, because Russell and Crusher go back to sick bay to talk, using the front door. Maybe there are private rooms across the corridor?
Okay, yeah. Found a thing. Sick bay is massive, y'all. But we only ever see it piecemeal.

Oops, forgot to include the critical care/triage section in my yellow loop

Anyway, Crusher yanks Russell back into the main patient area.
"WTF? We talked about using genetronics, and decided that it was too risky," says Crusher.
"He doesn't want to do it your way, and I offered him an alternative to suicide," Russell argues.
Crusher sighs. She doesn't want to malign a colleague, but said colleague did just fuck up all of the shit. "I checked with Starfleet Medical, and you've been rejected for humanoid testing for genetronics three times now. You can't use my patient as a guinea pig."
"That's some red tape bullshit," says Russell.
But they're interrupted by Picard, who calls to tell Crusher that they've reached the crash site. She tells Picard that they're ready, and she starts to leave sick bay, when Russell grabs her arm.
"Do you need help?"
Crusher agrees, because this woman is still a doctor, and her patient load has gone from manageable to insane.




Troi takes Alexander to Worf's sick bay room, and they both surprised to see him standing next to the bed. He's wearing the cuffs on his thighs that he though were BS, but he seems willing to do it if it helps him save face in front of his kid.
"Deanna says you hurt your back," says Alexander.
Read: "Deanna spun me some bullshit lie, and you're clearly fine, as you're standing."
"I did hurt my back," Worf confirms. "We have a lot to talk about."
But the cuffs fail or something, and he crumples to the floor. Troi and Alexander rush to him, to help him, but you know that's not what he wants, and he growls at Troi to take his kid out of sick bay.




We go down to the triage centers in the cargo bay, where beds are set up in a grid pattern, and the patients are in various states of injury. We follow Crusher as she does quick visual scans of them, then encounters Russell, who has a blanket pulled up over one patient, indicating that he's dead. She's running a medical tricorder over the body.
"What happened?" asks Crusher.
"(Medical science)," replies Russell.
"From (medicine)?" asks Crusher, puzzled.
"No, he couldn't have that. I gave him (some other treatment) that I've been working with. Been getting good results with it."
Crusher is stunned. The audacity of this bitch. "You experimented on him?"
"The treatment I tried is leagues ahead of those other medicines," Russell argues.
"Yeah, but (medicine 2) would have saved his life!"
They're basically rehashing the earlier conversation in sick bay: Russell wants to test her theories on people in the hopes that there will be a better outcome, but Crusher wants her to use more conventional treatments that will result in a less risky one.
"He didn't die for nothing," says Russell. "I got really good data from him regarding the treatment I gave him, and we can use that to save lives in the future!"
"Cool, you gonna tell his family that?"
Y'all, now we know why she doesn't like to get to know her patients. 
They're at an impasse here, but only one of them is Chief Medical Officer on this ship, so Crusher relieves her of medical duty.

Dramatic music! Commercial break!




Crusher is in her office doing paperless paperwork when Picard drops by.
"So you relieved Russell of medical duty?"
"Yeah, she's nuts. Thinks it's cool to experiment on people because she has a hunch and a few good tests." Crusher is not having it.
"So you're probably not going to like this..." Picard starts. "... but what if we let her do that treatment on Worf?"
"Are you high?" she asks. "If we do my treatment, he could get 60% of his mobility back. If we do her treatment, he could die on the table."
"Sure," he concedes. "But he'll end it before your treatment. He knows about risks and dying. We could maybe convince him to put off the ritual until after Russell's surgery. If he dies on the table, then he dies. We do the surgery, it doesn't have the intended outcome, he ends it anyway. In most of these cases, it ends with his death."
"Cool, so I should ignore the Hippocratic Oath? Also, fuck that noise - dude is not committing the ritual under my care. I will post security Golds to his room to keep it from happening."
Like Riker, she's thinking like a human. And not even every human, because we can't agree how we feel collectively about suicide.
He scoffs. "How long are you going to do that? You can't watch him every second. And you're ignoring his culture and beliefs in favor of your own. He should get a say in his own life."




Riker enters Worf's room. He's got one of those floor-length grey ceremonial vests that Klingons like so much, and he drops it on Worf's feet, pulling out a wicked-looking Klingon dagger as he does so.
Worf steels himself. "I'm ready."
"Yeah, no," snarls Riker. "Been reading up on this ritual, and it sucks. I have to respect your beliefs, but I don't have to like them. How many of our friends and colleagues have died on this ship, fighting until the end? And you want to just do it? Have you considered how your friends might feel afterward?"
"It's not like I'm eager," Worf argues. "Are you going to help me or not?"
"I might have, because we're friends... but like I said, I've been studying the hegh'bat ceremony, and it turns out that I'm not supposed to. The right person for the job, according to Klingon law, is a family member, preferably the eldest son."
"Alexander is a little boy," argues Worf.
"But he's old enough to hold a blade, which makes him a man in Klingon tradition. You just don't want it to be him because you don't want to look at him."
Damn, Riker. This Alexander move is kind of bitchy.
"Nah, bro. I'm not helping you." Riker drops the knife on the vest and leaves.




In the next scene, Alexander has been paged to Worf's room. The vest and knife have disappeared from Worf's feet.
"So I've tried really hard to teach you about Klingon ways and traditions. According to Klingon tradition, I must kill myself after this kind of injury."
Alexander lowers his head. Seems like he kind of expected something like this. This kid is way too used to disappointment from life.
"But I'm breaking with tradition here," Worf says. "I'm gonna live. I still have to have a dangerous operation, and I could end up dying anyway. Just... I won't be doing it myself." He hands Alexander the knife. "Can you take this back to our quarters, please?"
Alexander takes the knife and starts to leave, but turns and smiles at Worf, who smiles back.

Slightly hopeful music! Commercial break!




Crusher's Log, supplemental: "I talked to Starfleet Medical, and I thought long and hard about how I felt about stuff, and we're going forward with the genetronic procedure."

Alexander and Troi are in Worf's room, and Alexander is eagerly telling his father about how they're doing multiplication in school. Nurse Ogawa comes in and says nothing, but everyone knows that It's Time. Worf assures his kid that they'll talk again soon, and Alexander leaves.
"If I die, he's kind of on his own..." says Worf tentatively.
"I'll get him to your parents," Troi promises.
"No, they're elderly. Um, would you consider maybe... ya know, raising my kid?"
Bro, you're doing this now? Like, after you considered the hegh'bat? And not before? You've had weeks of just lying there, and you didn't think to get your shit together on this?
Troi is stunned. "Me?"
"Yeah. Well, I mean, you were really helpful when he first came on board, and you're my friend, and I respect you. I think you'd do a really good job."
She squeezes his hand and agrees before leaving.




We go into surgery, and they begin by putting Worf's brain on life support. They have just under three and a half hours to get it reattached or the brain dies.
Yoo, Klingons got ridged backs.


Up in the ready room, Picard and Riker are having a very subdued, distracted meeting about routine ship shit. Riker's go-to worried look is generally dropping his chin in his hand, and his elbow on a table. Riker asks Picard if there's been any word on how things are going. Picard responds no. It's a pretty tense moment.




Down in surgery, Worf's spine has been removed and is being scanned by the 3-D DNA thingamabob, and props to whoever decided that, to make the spine look more like it came from a body and less like it's just some piece of sculpture, it should drip. Kinda gross. Good job.
Oop. The machine thing is beeping. Russell says it's having trouble scanning some part of the spine, and that she's seen this in previous simulations, but she was sure that she had corrected for it. She says she can scan it in manually, that it'll just take a little longer.
Ogawa tells them that they have one hour and forty-five minutes left.

We duck over to see Alexander and Troi playing some computer game. She's distracted and not really responding to the game, but in contrast, he seems to be engaging a little too much.

Later, they put what looks like a slimy tube in Worf's back, and I think maybe that's his spinal cord? It isn't clear. He's got less than 30 minutes to brain death at this point. They close him up and can see the treatment growing him new connections. Everybody in the operating theater is feeling pretty good.




Alexander has fallen asleep in Troi's lap.

Go time. Ogawa disconnects Worf from life support, and everything goes well. Until he starts crashing. Crusher immediately starts calling for hyposprays to get his blood pressure and heart activity going again, with Ogawa calling out results from the computer, and handing over the equipment as Crusher asks for it. Russell, though participating, looks stunned.
How? This has happened in 67% of her simulations. How is she surprised? Did she think it wouldn't happen that way because it was a real patient this time?
They use a cortical stimulator, and get a few seconds of brain activity before it flatlines. Crusher orders Ogawa to hit it again, but no activity this time. She asks her to do it multiple times, probably too many. She doesn't want to give up.
"Doctor," says Russell quietly.
Crusher realizes that she just can't pull it out, and calls it. She is not okay.




Crusher goes into the waiting room, where Troi and Alexander are. She's clearly been crying.
"I'm so sorry," she tells Alexander quietly.
"I want to see him," Alexander says forcefully.
Troi tries to deflect him, but he's pretty insistent, and honestly, I'm with him. People seem to constantly tell this kid no, or let him down. Give him one already.
So they let him into the operating room, where Worf is now lying right side up, and Alexander appears to be struggling with wanting to cry, and trying to be a stoic little Klingon, even though he hates that shit. He gives in and sobs while Troi holds him.




And then Worf flinches. Just the tiniest bit.
"What the hell..." says Crusher. She has Ogawa turn the vital signs monitor back on, and gives Worf a hypospray.
The monitor starts beeping.
"Guess those synaptic redundancies have synaptic backups, too," says Crusher.




Later, Russell goes to Crusher's office to eat crow.
She remarks that Worf's recovery is going well, but Crusher is playing Russell is Dead.
"Really?" asks Russell. "You're still not going to admit that my treatment is why Worf is alive, and that my research is good?"
Crusher looks up. She's got that contemplative look on her face, like she's thinking of where to hide your body after she absolutely kills the fuck out of you.




She then proceeds to quietly, murderously dress down Russell, noting that she gambled, and Worf won, and she's glad that he's okay, but that Russell is reckless in her methodology. That medical research is slow and painstaking, but done in a way that mitigates harm to patients. Russell is impatient, and barrels through. Crusher marks that medical science will probably congratulate Russell on her success, but that if Crusher were in her shoes, she doesn't think that she could accept the kudos.
Russell looks like she wants to reply, but then closes her mouth and leaves. Wisely.




We jump over to the physical therapy room, where Worf is learning how to walk again, and hey --
Klingon feet are ridged, too.




Crusher tells Worf not to rush, that his body is still getting used to being upright and Doing The Thing again. He crumples on the apparatus, and Alexander starts forward, but is pulled back by Troi.
"Remember, your dad said he wanted to do this by himself," she reminds him.
"That's okay," says Worf. "I would like my son's help."
Yaaassss, be a good parent, Worf.
"We will work together," Worf says to Alexander. They smile at one another.







And Worf sends this text to everyone he knows:



Oof, this one is tough. I like that we get two stories about ethics in one episode, but that they're completely different. (Also, we get two instances in the cold open about ethics: Troi bluffing about her hand, and La Forge admitting that he can see through certain decks. "Don't worry," he adds, "I only peek afterward.")
I'm going to assign Crusher and Russell to the A-plot because we see more of them than we do of Worf and Riker. In that instance, Crusher is forced to grapple with a colleague who - let's admit it - practices medicine in a Nazi doctor-like manner. To Russell, the ends justify the means. It's fine that her colonist patient died, because she still got good data to improve her medication down the line. She's just breaking some eggs to make an omelet, so it's fine, right? Regarding that patient, Crusher states that she doubts that this information will bring his family comfort, but why would Russell care? She doesn't get close to her patients to "form an unbiased opinion," but here she has a bonus: it will be Crusher that most likely breaks the news to that man's loved ones, not Russell. She doesn't have to cover any of the messy parts. She gets a small taste of it when Worf dies on the table, and she actually has to experience what that's like, but she's probably returning to her lab and holo-simulations after that. Crusher gets to pick up the pieces afterward, with Worf's physical therapy and continued care. Does Russell's way produce results quicker? Yes, undoubtedly. But she tends to steamroll over the Hippocratic Oath of "do no harm" in order to get there faster. Or, as Crusher put it, "you take shortcuts, right through living tissue." Even Starfleet could see that her practices were less than stellar, given that her request for humanoid testing had been rejected three times.
The bonus fuckery is that the surgery was successful. Did it rest entirely on Russell's research? Hell no. The procedure was hers, of course, but it technically would have failed, had it not been for Klingon "redundancies." It only worked because Worf "rebooted" after he officially died. On any other humanoid, their odds would have most likely fallen into that 63% failure rate. Crusher's procedure would have meant less risk, but also, a less that favorable outcome, from Worf's point of view. It has to suck for her that Worf chose (and Picard advocated for) the morally ambiguous procedure over her safer, more assured one. A rollercoaster for sure.



Then we have our B-plot with Worf and Riker (guest-starring Troi and Alexander). 
We can't fully know how we'll deal with it when faced with a future colored by disability, until we actually come to that bridge ourselves. We can only guess. DNR papers are signed or rejected on that guess. And we may change our minds. I definitely have.
Worf did here as well. And it was a risk. His culture suggested that it was better to live life entirely whole and healthy, or not at all, and he was willing to go that route, though it does seem that (from conversation) not every Klingon in this situation will choose the same. Ending it would have been clean (for him). Risky surgery, recovery, and possible disability are... less so. And it's possible that his recovery was long and there were setbacks (offscreen), and that there were times when he regretted the choice he had made, however briefly.
Because this show is sometimes serialized and sometimes not, they might have gone either way: showing his recovery over a longer period, noting that he was on light duty, or still on medical leave; or having the genetronic procedure really be the "miracle cure" that Russell proclaimed it was, and showing him back at work functioning perfectly. They might have even gone with Crusher's procedure and shown him with partial mobility, working to gain more. The possibilities are more open with a format like this to show such things.
And the writers did not shy away from showing the emotions involved with the process.
Klingon culture skewing toward ritual suicide lines up with not only what we know of Klingons, but coincides with what Worf seems to have been feeling. "This sucks and I want to be done" is valid. As is, "this looks like it might be too much going forward, and I'd like out." Ultimately, we don't know why he changed his mind. Was it Riker, talking about their friends going down fighting? Troi asking about Alexander? Thoughts of Alexander himself? It's possible that it's because the hegh'bat was never fully off the table. He was definitely of that mind when Crusher was describing only getting part of his mobility back. But, as Picard suggested, he might have still followed through with the ritual after Russell's surgery, if things went sideways. In this way, it might have been a safety net of sorts.



Riker's feelings on the matter are also explored. He struggles between being there for his friend by assisting him with one last wish, and being angry that he was asked to do so. He doesn't agree with Worf's decision, and tries to talk him out of it in a rather aggressive way. You know it's grief talking rather than actual anger, because we're like that, as a species. Sad that your friend might be dying? Go aggro on 'em. Once Worf has made the decision not to proceed with the hegh'bat, Riker's main reaction becomes worry: will his friend survive the risky surgery? What if he does, and his condition is actually worse, and it starts the cycle of possible suicide rituals all over again? Was any of Riker's anger at Klingon rituals, or honor, or selecting to Opt Out in the face of an uncertain future? I don't think so. I think it was just sadness that he might not have much time left with his friend, and he was being asked to facilitate that end.

This is a decent episode. It's one I don't often remember, because I saw it so late. (Have you ever watched hours of a show, over and over again, and then come to find out that there's an episode that you've never seen, because it either doesn't get shown often, or by chance, it was played at a time when you weren't watching? This is that episode for me.) But it's interesting nonetheless, because it expands character development and addresses some issues that we don't always talk about. We don't talk about them because they're uncomfortable. But we should talk about issues like disability and suicide, so that we can weather those storms better when we come across them.

Fun Facts:

- Ronald D Moore, who wrote the teleplay, found this episode tough to write. "I wasn't a big fan of doing medical shows to begin with, and that particular one had a ton of medical jargon and technology and medical ethics."
- Herbert J Wright suggested that nanobots be released into Worf's bloodstream to eat away the damage in his body, but this idea was rejected, feeling that the sci-fi elements would take away from the dramatic ones.
- It was important to the writers to show all of the viewpoints on euthanasia evenly here. Moore noted that culturally, Worf would have a very specific viewpoint, and the doctors would have others. Michael Piller noted that it was important not to spoon-feed the audience a solution and call it concrete: "I love grays. I don't love black and whites. I don't like answering questions so easily for the audience [...] with 'Ethics' again, we went out of our way not to make it easy for the audience to know what the right thing to do was."
- The scene where Worf and Riker first argue originally ended in a more heated fashion, where they get right in each other's faces. (Or, you know, Riker gets in Worf's.) This was edited out, as it was felt to be "too much." I gotta agree. It was stronger as edited.
- The surgery scenes were filmed with Michael Dorn's photo double, Al Foster.

Chip Chalmers directs the surgery scenes.

- The containers that fall on Worf are actually made of styrofoam.
- The scientific paper that Dr Russell references on cybernetic regeneration was one that Dr Crusher mentioned working on in "11001001."
- A similar Klingon ritualized assisted suicide will come up in DS9. In that ritual, a Klingon's spirit will be granted entry into Sto-vo-kor. With this ritual, it is not known.
- Both Director Chip Chalmers and Michael Piller felt that this episode succeeded, not only dramatically, but in giving balanced views to the subject matter.
- In the Star Trek novel "A Time for War, A Time for Peace," Russell and Crusher encounter each other again, and after a bristly argument, Russell chides Crusher for still not being able to let go of the situation, despite it being ten years later. Crusher notes that after the surgery, there was an initial chatter and publishing of papers, then genetronics disappeared from the conversation altogether.


                                              



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