Warp Speed to Nonsense

Warp Speed to Nonsense

Friday, July 4, 2014

Happy Fourth (Not the one in May)

Happy Fourth of July!

If this is not a holiday you celebrate, then you're in luck: it was named after the calendar date, so you can still feel free to have a good day.
If you do celebrate this holiday, please do so responsibly. It's nobody's fault but your own if you get piss-drunk, set your phaser to Fucking Obliterate, and disintegrate your aunt at a barbecue.

Also, if you set fireworks off at 3 am on what is technically July 5th, I'll call the cops on your ass.
Just sayin'.

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