Happy Fourth of July!
If this is not a holiday you celebrate, then you're in luck: it was named after the calendar date, so you can still feel free to have a good day.
If you do celebrate this holiday, please do so responsibly. It's nobody's fault but your own if you get piss-drunk, set your phaser to Fucking Obliterate, and disintegrate your aunt at a barbecue.
Also, if you set fireworks off at 3 am on what is technically July 5th, I'll call the cops on your ass.